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[misko27]

I'm pretty sure she's only into the ladies. Sorry, Misko.

*shrugs*

I can try can't I?

[Karnewarrior]

I'm pretty sure she's only into the ladies. Sorry, Misko.

Hey! So am I!

We Have So Much In Common! :D :D :D :D :D :D

[misko27]

I'm pretty sure she's only into the ladies. Sorry, Misko.

Hey! So am I!

We Have So Much In Common!

Hey! Mee too!

*fist pump*

[Lightningfalcon]

A question at an NJROTC academic team match.
"How many grams of fat are in a baked opossum?"

Man, objection. That's not nearly enough information to be able to accurately answer the question. Baking time, preparation method, type or types of marinade... a lot can adjust that figure, I'd say.

Not nearly as bad as some of our other questions.
"In the navy, a self contained unit capable of supplying all of it's fuel, ammunition, and equipment is a-"  My team guessed battle group.  Another team guessed carrier strike force.  Another group said task force.  The answer was "A ship". 
Another question was "The navy".  Not "The navy's values" or "The navy's motto" but "The navy".  I don't even remember what the question was.
It is generally agreed upon withing all the different teams in our district that the first, second, and third place teams are all equal, due to the damn ambiguity of the questions sometimes.  The only times we ever get somethign specific is if it's talking about what articles 77-135 of the UCMJ are called, or what the C in E-2C is. 

On another note, I was reading about some new religion that's been popping up centered around the Bro Code and a guy named Steve.  Cultist these days...

Heu, how many pounds of Opposum?

How many pounds will you normally have in your average baked possum? 

[Flying Dice]

First, do no harm. Except to yourself, and only with booze/when it's funny.

[Sirus]

I'm pretty sure she's only into the ladies. Sorry, Misko.

Hey! So am I!

We Have So Much In Common!

*referee whistle*

Too high of an emoticon-to-word ratio! Five minute penalty!

[kaijyuu]

Guys guys, I don't mind if you're straight, just like, not in public

[misko27]

A question at an NJROTC academic team match.
"How many grams of fat are in a baked opossum?"

Man, objection. That's not nearly enough information to be able to accurately answer the question. Baking time, preparation method, type or types of marinade... a lot can adjust that figure, I'd say.

Not nearly as bad as some of our other questions.
"In the navy, a self contained unit capable of supplying all of it's fuel, ammunition, and equipment is a-"  My team guessed battle group.  Another team guessed carrier strike force.  Another group said task force.  The answer was "A ship". 
Another question was "The navy".  Not "The navy's values" or "The navy's motto" but "The navy".  I don't even remember what the question was.
It is generally agreed upon withing all the different teams in our district that the first, second, and third place teams are all equal, due to the damn ambiguity of the questions sometimes.  The only times we ever get somethign specific is if it's talking about what articles 77-135 of the UCMJ are called, or what the C in E-2C is. 

On another note, I was reading about some new religion that's been popping up centered around the Bro Code and a guy named Steve.  Cultist these days...

Heu, how many pounds of Opposum?

How many pounds will you normally have in your average baked possum?

I do't know.

Just send him this.

[Sirus]

Guys guys, I don't mind if you're straight, just like, not in public

WHY YOU OPPRESSING US?

Down with the gay tyranny!

[Hanslanda]

Guys guys, I don't mind if you're straight, just like, not in public

WHY YOU OPPRESSING US?

Down with the gay tyranny!

It's not unnatural! We've got genetic evidence to back it up!

[Flying Dice]

Guys guys, I don't mind if you're straight, just like, not in public

WHY YOU OPPRESSING US?

Down with the gay tyranny!

It's not unnatural! We've got genetic evidence to back it up!

Why can't we all get off? Uh. Along. I MEANT ALONG.

[misko27]

Guys guys, I don't mind if you're straight, just like, not in public

WHY YOU OPPRESSING US?

Down with the gay tyranny!

It's the gay mafia man. Watch out. Never know what they'll do next. I need to flee my home. Oh wait, Hurricane. Haha! Can't get me from you San Fransisco HQ now huh?

[Yoink]

I thought the gay mafia controlled the hurricanes?

[Corai]

I thought the gay mafia controlled the hurricanes?

Yeah, and earthquakes too.

[kaijyuu]

I thought the gay mafia controlled the hurricanes?

We do! Mwahahaha!

Why can't we all get off? Uh. Along. I MEANT ALONG.

Suuure you did.