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[kaijyuu]

Can do! Where's the dirty magazines?

[Cassandra]

Ew. Don't say that, the pen doesn't GO down there.

[Aklyon]

I would say something, but we probably shouldn't divert the wtf thread into this area everyday

[Hanslanda]

Ah, that's okay.

Do I sign the contract in blood, or...?

Christ guys, you sign it with whiskey or vodka!

[kaijyuu]

Fiiine

[Sirus]

Spoiler: WTF/RAAAAGE (click to show/hide)

WHO DA FUQ IS LAUNCHING SO MANY GODDAMN FIREWORKS OUT THERE?

[misko27]

Ew. Don't say that, the pen doesn't GO down there.

You can help out if you want.

Sorrys. I am truly loyal only to myself. And probably God.

Spoiler: WTF/RAAAAGE (click to show/hide)

WHO DA FUQ IS LAUNCHING SO MANY GODDAMN FIREWORKS OUT THERE?

A troll.

[Lightningfalcon]

A question at an NJROTC academic team match.
"How many grams of fat are in a baked opossum?"

Man, objection. That's not nearly enough information to be able to accurately answer the question. Baking time, preparation method, type or types of marinade... a lot can adjust that figure, I'd say.

Not nearly as bad as some of our other questions.
"In the navy, a self contained unit capable of supplying all of it's fuel, ammunition, and equipment is a-"  My team guessed battle group.  Another team guessed carrier strike force.  Another group said task force.  The answer was "A ship". 
Another question was "The navy".  Not "The navy's values" or "The navy's motto" but "The navy".  I don't even remember what the question was.
It is generally agreed upon withing all the different teams in our district that the first, second, and third place teams are all equal, due to the damn ambiguity of the questions sometimes.  The only times we ever get somethign specific is if it's talking about what articles 77-135 of the UCMJ are called, or what the C in E-2C is. 

On another note, I was reading about some new religion that's been popping up centered around the Bro Code and a guy named Steve.  Cultist these days...

[Cassandra]

Whiskey? But I wanted to heeeeelp!

[misko27]

A question at an NJROTC academic team match.
"How many grams of fat are in a baked opossum?"

Man, objection. That's not nearly enough information to be able to accurately answer the question. Baking time, preparation method, type or types of marinade... a lot can adjust that figure, I'd say.

Not nearly as bad as some of our other questions.
"In the navy, a self contained unit capable of supplying all of it's fuel, ammunition, and equipment is a-"  My team guessed battle group.  Another team guessed carrier strike force.  Another group said task force.  The answer was "A ship". 
Another question was "The navy".  Not "The navy's values" or "The navy's motto" but "The navy".  I don't even remember what the question was.
It is generally agreed upon withing all the different teams in our district that the first, second, and third place teams are all equal, due to the damn ambiguity of the questions sometimes.  The only times we ever get somethign specific is if it's talking about what articles 77-135 of the UCMJ are called, or what the C in E-2C is. 

On another note, I was reading about some new religion that's been popping up centered around the Bro Code and a guy named Steve.  Cultist these days...

Heu, how many pounds of Opposum?

[Loud Whispers]

On another note, I was reading about some new religion that's been popping up centered around the Bro Code and a guy named Steve.  Cultist these days...

I know right!

_{Join the Sciencetologists... We have science...}

[misko27]

Whiskey? But I wanted to heeeeelp!

You can help me out cassandra.

[Hanslanda]

On another note, I was reading about some new religion that's been popping up centered around the Bro Code and a guy named Steve.  Cultist these days...

Precepts of Steve:
Don't be a dick.
...
Uh, shit.
Don't camp the joint.
If she's been drinking, it's taking advantage. End.
When in doubt, pull out.
The red ones go faster, like, because you believe, man.
Remember to pay child support.
Milk, bread, eggs... Wait, this isn't my grocery list!

[Karnewarrior]

Whiskey? But I wanted to heeeeelp!

You can help me out cassandra.

Bow Chicka Wow Wow

[kaijyuu]

I'm pretty sure she's only into the ladies. Sorry, Misko.