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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14473213 times)

misko27

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20955 on: October 28, 2012, 02:57:57 am »

Oh dear, what monster have I unleashed upon the world with my callous and ill thought suggestion?
What comment was this?

Oh dear, what monster have I unleashed upon the world with my callous and ill thought suggestion?
Nothing actually, Misko's been possessed by that one 'bees' STD or SCV or whatever.
One must have sex to incur a sexually tranmitted disease.I can assure you that is not happening. No matter how much I wish it bee.
« Last Edit: October 28, 2012, 02:59:45 am by misko27 »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20956 on: October 28, 2012, 03:01:42 am »

Doesn't matter, Misko. No matter how much you deny it, Bay12's image of you will forever be an SCV with STDs.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20957 on: October 28, 2012, 03:01:52 am »

Oh dear, what monster have I unleashed upon the world with my callous and ill thought suggestion?
What comment was this?
All derails must now be about bees. So it has been spoken, so let it be done.


One must have sex to incur a sexually tranmitted disease.I can assure you that is not happening. No matter how much I wish it bee.
You can gain some by your mother having it and transmitting it to you sometime during the pregnancy/birth.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20958 on: October 28, 2012, 03:03:56 am »

Doesn't matter, Misko. No matter how much you deny it, Bay12's image of you will forever be an SCV with STDs.
If only. But I may bee cursed to bee beeman instead.

Now, however, I'm reminded of not having sex. Damnit.
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Xantalos

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« Reply #20959 on: October 28, 2012, 03:05:15 am »

And thus my mission is complete, as another mortal is discontent with their life!
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Re: Bees
« Reply #20960 on: October 28, 2012, 03:17:11 am »

And thus my mission is complete, as another mortal is discontent with their life!
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
So,
What if bees were interested in the same gender?
What if bees parent's didn't accept them?
What if bees grew depressed?
What if bees liked beeing annoying?
What if bees had histrionics?
What if bees had narcissim?
What if narcissists thought they were bees?
What if bees were had avoidant personality disorder?
What if bees were lonely?
What if bees had a asshole roomate?
What is bees roomate came on to them?
What if bees bitch-slapped them?
What if bees were court-martialed?
What if war was waged on bees?
What if bees son went of to war?
What if the enemy shot bees?
What if a necromancer raised bees?
what if bees walked on four legs?
What if bees hated seedless grapes?
What if the next version of DF came out of bees birthday?
What if bees friend came back after being hunted?
What if bees hated Capitalism?
What if Capitalism hated bees?
What if bees were allergic to Marxism?
What if 4chan was bees?
What if Wikipedia had a article on bees?
What if everyone hated bees?
What if bees farmed dwarves?
What if bees hated homeless people?
What if bees were homeless people?
What if plants looked like bees?
What if bees fapped onto plants?
What if the plants liked it?
What if bees got into a argument?
What if bees?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20961 on: October 28, 2012, 03:27:03 am »

Bay12, I bring to you a matter of grave importance. There is a war coming between me an Tellemurius. He likes seeded grapes. I cannot tolerate this. So rise up! Magma! Hug! Bees! Whatever! But teach Tellemurius the error of his ways!
(I do believe I'm becoming manaiacal with sleep deprivation)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20962 on: October 28, 2012, 03:37:10 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20963 on: October 28, 2012, 03:38:35 am »

Bees bee put on Out of Context thread.

Bees.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20964 on: October 28, 2012, 03:41:21 am »

How does everyone feel about wasps?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20965 on: October 28, 2012, 03:42:33 am »

KILL THE INSECTS!
*gets infinite automatic insectswatters*
*activates*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20966 on: October 28, 2012, 03:42:53 am »

Fine. I'll stop tommorrow, as is my custom. Until then, bees.

How does everyone feel about wasps?
I think bees may be allergic.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20967 on: October 28, 2012, 03:49:29 am »

Actually, I'll sleep now. Already too late. Must prepare for hurricane.
oh god did you just admit you like commiting incest?
Seriously though, I suppose when the threat of pregnancy is removed, it seems alot less terrible. Still fucking weird though.
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Re: Bees
« Reply #20968 on: October 28, 2012, 04:12:46 am »

What if bees fapped onto plants?
-_-;
Almost slipped that one past me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20969 on: October 28, 2012, 04:15:14 am »

BLARGH FORUMS.

I was wondering why the latest posts here were suddenly half an hour into the future.

*adds DST to the list of things that I hate. Right below time zones*
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