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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14976127 times)

Cassandra

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20610 on: October 26, 2012, 12:15:16 am »

Spiders. A fetish I don't have, beyond their webs.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20611 on: October 26, 2012, 12:16:44 am »

-EDIT- A real "What the fuck?" moment was a dream I had while I was napping. To sum it up a tarantula that was attached to my monitor told me to suck Satan's dick. It scared the fuck out of me.

Sounds hot.
Hot as hell.

I'm sorry but I disagree.
I persoanlly would have been more creeped out if Satan showed up and told me to suck a spider's dick. Because If Satan shows up, there may well be some spider blow-jobs occuring.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20612 on: October 26, 2012, 12:19:14 am »

For spiders, I believe that would be one of their legs. Like, the things they walk with.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20613 on: October 26, 2012, 12:21:03 am »

For spiders, I believe that would be one of their legs. Like, the things they walk with.
Spiders use their Penis as a leg?!?
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Cassandra

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20614 on: October 26, 2012, 12:22:19 am »

Does that mean they have eig... No. Bad train of thought.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20615 on: October 26, 2012, 12:23:05 am »

For spiders, I believe that would be one of their legs. Like, the things they walk with.
Spiders use their Penis as a leg?!?
Other way around.

Then again my source is a video game magazine that was talking about spiderman, so I dunno the validity of it.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20616 on: October 26, 2012, 12:25:25 am »

What the hell kind of conversation did I just spawn?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20617 on: October 26, 2012, 12:26:14 am »

You're surprised?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20618 on: October 26, 2012, 12:26:24 am »

So, on AND off topic, I was forced to google Spider penis, and I came up with, interesting results.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/spider-penis-detaches-sex-male-orb-fight_n_1593003.html

Also, It appears Huffington post has a tag for detachable penis.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 12:28:26 am by misko27 »
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« Reply #20619 on: October 26, 2012, 12:34:34 am »

So, on AND off topic, I was forced to google Spider penis, and I came up with, interesting results.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/spider-penis-detaches-sex-male-orb-fight_n_1593003.html

Also, It appears Huffington post has a tag for detachable penis.
What the fuck? Nature, you're scary and amazing all at the same time. Also I hope /d/ or the Japanese didn't see this article.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20620 on: October 26, 2012, 12:48:38 am »

Have to say, it reminds me of a very fun toy.
Spoiler: NSFW (click to show/hide)
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20621 on: October 26, 2012, 12:51:41 am »

Have to say, it reminds me of a very fun toy.
Spoiler: NSFW (click to show/hide)
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Who's at work at this hour?

Y U HAVE SO MANY FETISHES?
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« Reply #20622 on: October 26, 2012, 12:52:20 am »

As a lady who's into ladies, I don't think that particular one counts as a "fetish" so much as a regular expectancy.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20623 on: October 26, 2012, 12:53:34 am »

As a lady who's into ladies, I don't think that particular one counts as a "fetish" so much as a regular expectancy.
I was refering to the fact a detachable spider wiener reminds her of it. That is not a logically sound.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20624 on: October 26, 2012, 12:56:23 am »

Because, well, that particular design detaches. You know?

And I could list my fetishes, so you don't get surprised in later posts here?
« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 12:57:57 am by Cassandra »
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"
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