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[kaijyuu]

Hi-chew? Is that a brand, or?

[MaximumZero]

Yes. It's made by Morinaga. I don't understand anything else on the package. I ate an entire pack of grape and half a pack of strawberry just now. I have a full pack of melon and green apple just sitting there...taunting me.

[kaijyuu]

Interesting. Wonder if it's like Now and Laters, the candy I love but can never find. It's kinda chewy.

[Descan]

Thrust into your boyfriend.

... No? That's not... Ah, no, that is not what we are talking about.

Carry on.

Jealous?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Green apple candy is awesome

[MaximumZero]

Closer to starburst, but thicker, softer, and actually taste good.

[misko27]

Screw euphemisms. Masturbation for the win.

Raise the flag, and proudly salute.

Pitch a tent. Go camping.

And on that note, I'm off to fap. Don't wait up. [/NSFW derail]

Interesting. Wonder if it's like Now and Laters, the candy I love but can never find. It's kinda chewy.

There was this one store I founf that always had them, but now they're mostly the province of news stores.

[kaijyuu]

Jealous?

Yes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Green apple candy is awesome

Also yes. There are some candy apple suckers that are delicious. Caramel on top, wonderful sugary green apple hard candy underneath.

[MaximumZero]

Welp, I'm out of strawberry now.

So, guys, go to the photo share thread and tell me: Chinstrap beard or goatee? I'm giving you five minutes to decide, then I'm going to shave and take a shower, and go to bed, because I have to work tomorrow morning.

[Descan]

Goatstrap.

[Hanslanda]

Goatee

[misko27]

Goatstrap.

+1

[Aklyon]

The proper term is 'take care of yourself'. It's neither masculine nor feminine. Gender equality FTW.

Also:

"Hello?"

"I need a man who's good at finding things, doesn't have any great love of religious loonies, and doesn't mind maybe shooting an ugly ass poodle or two."
 
"... I'm sorry, but WHO is this?"

"Name's Henderson. I need some help from a professional."

"No argument here. So, you're looking to hire a PI?"

"Yep. Had something precious stolen from me."

"And that was?"

"Roughly 40 thousand dollars of Lawn Gnomes."

There was a silence both in game and at the table. "What?"

"I'm not saying it was cultists, but I'm pretty sure it was cultists. Or aliens, but that seems unlikely given the circumstances. If you're interested we can talk down at Harry's on the south side by the river." And then he hung up.
 

Oh god, Old Man Henderson. He is made of awesome.

So much awesome indeed. And anti-cultism.

[Hanslanda]

We should start an anti-cult.

[misko27]

We should start an anti-cult.

What is it a anti-cult of?

[kaijyuu]

I think anyone who isn't in a cult is already in an anti-cult. Unless you're proposing a cult which has the purpose of destroying cults.