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[RedWarrior0]

Yeah, for those of you who may not know, baseball is this strange "non-contact" "sport" where the players mostly just stand around adjusting their cups for most of the game.

And doing dip. Can't forget the dip.

[Cassandra]

Wasn't sure. Just felt the need to clarify what I was referring to. Just in case.

[dei]

...sometimes I feel like the only man on the internet with no fetishes.

I have three hundred fetishes. Don't PM me about it though.

*Misko connects the dots*

Cassandra, is there a particular reason your avatar is a Snake-female?

Are you implying something?

No.

I like snakes, although I was referring to LARGE reptiles before. Like full sized dragons.

...Thanks. I needed the clarification of knowing which reptile got you off.

I now feel the need to clarify my earlier statements. I was simply saying that your preferences may have had a hand in your choice, not that you did it to jack off whenever you saw your avatar. Or whatever the appropriate euphemism is for women.

Having been made clear, I must return to my repidly dying dwarves.

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Jill off?

[Hanslanda]

The proper term is 'take care of yourself'. It's neither masculine nor feminine. Gender equality FTW.

Also:

"Hello?"

"I need a man who's good at finding things, doesn't have any great love of religious loonies, and doesn't mind maybe shooting an ugly ass poodle or two."
 
"... I'm sorry, but WHO is this?"

"Name's Henderson. I need some help from a professional."

"No argument here. So, you're looking to hire a PI?"

"Yep. Had something precious stolen from me."

"And that was?"

"Roughly 40 thousand dollars of Lawn Gnomes."

There was a silence both in game and at the table. "What?"

"I'm not saying it was cultists, but I'm pretty sure it was cultists. Or aliens, but that seems unlikely given the circumstances. If you're interested we can talk down at Harry's on the south side by the river." And then he hung up.
 

[MaximumZero]

Yeah, for those of you who may not know, baseball is this strange "non-contact" "sport" where the players mostly just stand around adjusting their cups for most of the game.

And doing dip. Can't forget the dip.

Apparently, that's not allowed on the field anymore. Once a player is out of the game, however, it's totally cool.

[dei]

The proper term is 'take care of yourself'. It's neither masculine nor feminine. Gender equality FTW.

Also:

"Hello?"

"I need a man who's good at finding things, doesn't have any great love of religious loonies, and doesn't mind maybe shooting an ugly ass poodle or two."
 
"... I'm sorry, but WHO is this?"

"Name's Henderson. I need some help from a professional."

"No argument here. So, you're looking to hire a PI?"

"Yep. Had something precious stolen from me."

"And that was?"

"Roughly 40 thousand dollars of Lawn Gnomes."

There was a silence both in game and at the table. "What?"

"I'm not saying it was cultists, but I'm pretty sure it was cultists. Or aliens, but that seems unlikely given the circumstances. If you're interested we can talk down at Harry's on the south side by the river." And then he hung up.
 

Oh god, Old Man Henderson. He is made of awesome.

[misko27]

The proper term is 'take care of yourself'. It's neither masculine nor feminine. Gender equality FTW.

When Gender Equality has extended to having our fapping Euphemism torn from our cold dead hands, has it gone too far?!?

[MaximumZero]

Am I the only one who uses "Fixing technical difficulties"?

[RedWarrior0]

Yeah, for those of you who may not know, baseball is this strange "non-contact" "sport" where the players mostly just stand around adjusting their cups for most of the game.

And doing dip. Can't forget the dip.

Apparently, that's not allowed on the field anymore. Once a player is out of the game, however, it's totally cool.

Yeah. Yuh-huh. Don't spit and you'll be fine.

[kaijyuu]

Screw euphemisms. Masturbation for the win.

[Cassandra]

Screw euphemisms. Masturbation for the win.

Raise the flag, and proudly salute.

[Hanslanda]

The proper term is 'take care of yourself'. It's neither masculine nor feminine. Gender equality FTW.

When Gender Equality has extended to having our fapping Euphemism torn from our cold dead hands, has it gone too far?!?

HEY MAN! THEY WANTED GENDER EQUALITY! AND I GAVE IT TO THEM! I GAVE IT TO THEM! THIS IS WHAT THEY WANTED!!!

In other news, Old Man Henderson just made my day.

[MaximumZero]

Screw euphemisms. Masturbation for the win.

Raise the flag, and proudly salute.

Pitch a tent. Go camping.

[Hanslanda]

And this last page is my WTF of the day. Along with the gnat that thought my eye was a splendid spot for a picnic.

[MaximumZero]

[rails] Why the fuck is hi-chew candy so damn tasty? How is this even possible? I don't even like candy, and I've just gone through a pack and a half of it. [/rails]