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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14481682 times)

misko27

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20445 on: October 24, 2012, 10:44:57 pm »

Can you give blood Hans? I'd think your drug record would prevent that, especially if you did anything that requires needles.


Yes. I've never used needles. I would be offended at that question, but I've met WAAAY too many needle junkies to even muster up the requisite righteous indignation. :P And the only drug's I'd done around the time I was giving blood was pot, weeks before.
Sorry :X Was an honest question since I dunno how these things work.

I do know I couldn't give blood some places due to being gay, so some wacky and stupid limitations wouldn't surprise me.
wait what.

Do they think gay blood is like a virus and is going to inject the gay gene(s) into healthy heterosexual cells? That's... Well, probably less crazy than people who think gays are satan worshippers and pedophiles after your children, but...

Silly fundamentalists, Gays aren't always pedophiles! But they always have amazing interior decorating. :P
Psshaw, everyone knows Homosexuality is a incurable disease! Like cooties! Excpet when its a choice, of course.

It's because of HIV. When it first exploded, it was mainly among the gay population, from what I know anyway.
But that's mostly San Fran's fault.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20446 on: October 24, 2012, 10:46:05 pm »

I don't want to say cure, but if there was a pill that would make you not-gay, would anyone here take it?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20447 on: October 24, 2012, 10:48:07 pm »

Fuck no. The only purpose of that I can think of is making procreation a bit easier, but if a gay individual really wants to spread their genes, artificial insemination exists.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20448 on: October 24, 2012, 10:51:12 pm »

I don't want to say cure, but if there was a pill that would make you not-gay, would anyone here take it?

No. I would not. I'm pretty damn proud of my preferences. I don't see it as a sickness, or a disease... I see it as a choice I chose to make.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20449 on: October 24, 2012, 10:53:29 pm »

I'm going to guess you're going to receive noes. People are, in general, wary of anything that would artificially change their mind or behaviour, even if, especially if, they would find themselves normal after it.
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« Reply #20450 on: October 24, 2012, 10:53:50 pm »

Besides, I'm bi. Double the choices, double the fun :D
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20451 on: October 24, 2012, 10:54:49 pm »

Twin WTFs:

A) I just watched the entirety of a baseball game.
B) The Giants just spanked the Tigers.

Besides, I'm bi. Double the choices, double the fun :D
Double your pleasure?
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« Reply #20452 on: October 24, 2012, 10:55:50 pm »

Maybe~ :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20453 on: October 24, 2012, 10:58:04 pm »

Can you give blood Hans? I'd think your drug record would prevent that, especially if you did anything that requires needles.


Yes. I've never used needles. I would be offended at that question, but I've met WAAAY too many needle junkies to even muster up the requisite righteous indignation. :P And the only drug's I'd done around the time I was giving blood was pot, weeks before.
Sorry :X Was an honest question since I dunno how these things work.

I do know I couldn't give blood some places due to being gay, so some wacky and stupid limitations wouldn't surprise me.


Don't be sorry. :) And I'm fairly sure they ask if you've used drugs intravenously, so it would disqualify me, if I was a needle person. I was always more of an eating, drinking, smoking, or snorting person though. 

B) The Giants just spanked the Tigers.


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« Reply #20454 on: October 24, 2012, 11:00:10 pm »

Yeah, for those of you who may not know, baseball is this strange "non-contact" "sport" where the players mostly just stand around adjusting their cups for most of the game.

Ah, well. Any excuse is good, if it means nachos. Maybe tomorrow.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20455 on: October 24, 2012, 11:19:44 pm »

B) The Giants just spanked the Tigers.


Must. Resist. Mentioning. Furries. :P

You rang? :P
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« Reply #20456 on: October 24, 2012, 11:21:16 pm »

B) The Giants just spanked the Tigers.


Must. Resist. Mentioning. Furries. :P

You rang? :P


... Wait, what would a Giants furry look like? Would it just be someone in a really big person costume?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20457 on: October 24, 2012, 11:21:57 pm »

There's this little thing called 'macro'.

I'm not gonna go into detail.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20458 on: October 24, 2012, 11:22:15 pm »

B) The Giants just spanked the Tigers.


Must. Resist. Mentioning. Furries. :P

You rang? :P


... Wait, what would a Giants furry look like? Would it just be someone in a really big person costume?
There is actually a whole entire fetish for giants. Look it up. And Micros. And, Balloons.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20459 on: October 24, 2012, 11:23:00 pm »

There's this little thing called 'macro'.

I'm not gonna go into detail.
I think you mean a big thing :)
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.
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