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[misko27]

And, according to this, caffeine is the most widely consumed stimulant drug in existance.

I thought it was common knowledge coffee was a drug >_>

This. Except many people don't know this, and are surprised when they learn it's a drug. "Omigod, you mean I'm addicted to a drug?"
Yeah. Yeah, EVERYONE is addicted to drugs. Be they artificial, like the ones I use, or natural, like endorphins, everyone gets high. Like all the time.
But I'm a bad person for getting high on the wrong drugs.

Again, is why I am only a slave to my madness. NO DRUG CAN HOLD ME.

Don't die anytime soon, Hans Some of us selfishly want you to stay around, because we like you.

Moreover, you are not allowed to die. If you do I send a lawsuit up to god to get you back.

[kaijyuu]

Don't die anytime soon, Hans Some of us selfishly want you to stay around, because we like you.

Oh, don't worry. I've figured that one out. It is kind of funny though.
"We want you to be happy, no matter what! Unless dying would make you happy, and then don't do that, be miserable instead!"

Yeah, that's why I say I'm selfish. Stick around even if it makes you miserable, since *I* like you. :|

Anyway, I'm determined to be happy one day.

And you goddamn will be. Or else!

[Hanslanda]

And, according to this, caffeine is the most widely consumed stimulant drug in existance.

I thought it was common knowledge coffee was a drug >_>

This. Except many people don't know this, and are surprised when they learn it's a drug. "Omigod, you mean I'm addicted to a drug?"
Yeah. Yeah, EVERYONE is addicted to drugs. Be they artificial, like the ones I use, or natural, like endorphins, everyone gets high. Like all the time.
But I'm a bad person for getting high on the wrong drugs.

Again, is why I am only a slave to my madness. NO DRUG CAN HOLD ME.

Misko: Thwarting BIOLOGY AND ANATOMY THEMSELVES since about fifteen minutes ago.

[misko27]

And, according to this, caffeine is the most widely consumed stimulant drug in existance.

I thought it was common knowledge coffee was a drug >_>

This. Except many people don't know this, and are surprised when they learn it's a drug. "Omigod, you mean I'm addicted to a drug?"
Yeah. Yeah, EVERYONE is addicted to drugs. Be they artificial, like the ones I use, or natural, like endorphins, everyone gets high. Like all the time.
But I'm a bad person for getting high on the wrong drugs.

Again, is why I am only a slave to my madness. NO DRUG CAN HOLD ME.

Misko: Thwarting BIOLOGY AND ANATOMY THEMSELVES since about fifteen minutes ago.

Again, is why I am only a slave to my madness.

What part of that was not clear? Do I need to be logical and coherent? No. I sometimes do it to comunicate.

[Hanslanda]

Don't die anytime soon, Hans Some of us selfishly want you to stay around, because we like you.

Oh, don't worry. I've figured that one out. It is kind of funny though.
"We want you to be happy, no matter what! Unless dying would make you happy, and then don't do that, be miserable instead!"

Yeah, that's why I say I'm selfish. Stick around even if it makes you miserable, since *I* like you. :|

Anyway, I'm determined to be happy one day.

And you goddamn will be. Or else!

Or else what? I'll die? Thine threats are ineffective, sirrah. But I appreciate the thought behind it. And I like you too, you're cool.

What part of that was not clear? Do I need to be logical and coherent? No. I sometimes do it to comunicate.

Logic and coherence are generally considered to be good things, as they make you look like you're not blisteringly ignorant. You understand that 'thinking' is a result of electrical impulses brought on by chemicals in your brain, right? You are a slave to biological drugs, regardless of your protestations.

[misko27]

Don't die anytime soon, Hans Some of us selfishly want you to stay around, because we like you.

Oh, don't worry. I've figured that one out. It is kind of funny though.
"We want you to be happy, no matter what! Unless dying would make you happy, and then don't do that, be miserable instead!"

Yeah, that's why I say I'm selfish. Stick around even if it makes you miserable, since *I* like you. :|

Anyway, I'm determined to be happy one day.

And you goddamn will be. Or else!

Or else what? I'll die? Thine threats are ineffective, sirrah. But I appreciate the thought behind it. And I like you too, you're cool.

What part of that was not clear? Do I need to be logical and coherent? No. I sometimes do it to comunicate.

Logic and coherence are generally considered to be good things, as they make you look like you're not blisteringly ignorant. You understand that 'thinking' is a result of electrical impulses brought on by chemicals in your brain, right? You are a slave to biological drugs, regardless of your protestations.

I could be a machine. You can't prove anything.

[Hanslanda]

I can prove plenty of things, but none of them can pierce that 'Immunity to Critical Thinking' provided by your template.

[misko27]

I can prove plenty of things, but none of them can pierce that 'Immunity to Critical Thinking' provided by your template.

Thank you.
I HAVE DEFEATED THE GREAT HANSLANDA!
Marvel in my GENIUS!
*bows*

[kaijyuu]

Or else what? I'll die? Thine threats are ineffective, sirrah.

There are fates worse than death. Mwhahahaha!

[Lord Inquisitor]

Or else what? I'll die? Thine threats are ineffective, sirrah.

There are fates worse than death. Mwhahahaha!

justin beiber concert?

[Hanslanda]

Or else what? I'll die? Thine threats are ineffective, sirrah.

There are fates worse than death. Mwhahahaha!

... Like... Everything going on in my life right now?


My WTF of the day. Again.

[Cassandra]

Isn't he always?

[Hanslanda]

Isn't he always?

Pretty much.

My other WTF of the day, how come all these comedians are talking about drugs? WHY IS THE UNIVERSE TESTING ME?!?

[Flying Dice]

Just... what. 3:30. Nope. Nope nope nope.

[misko27]

My WTF of the day. Again.

Isn't he always?

Ahh stop guys you making me blush.

My other WTF of the day, how come all these comedians are talking about drugs? WHY IS THE UNIVERSE TESTING ME?!?

Answer:

Or else what? I'll die? Thine threats are ineffective, sirrah.

There are fates worse than death. Mwhahahaha!