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[Wrex]

..What?

[JoshuaFH]

..What?

That's what I said.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Doesn't work for me. I guess I'm infiltration proof.

[kisame12794]

Don't have Facebook. Immune.

[Lord Shonus]

on the dog thing
milk chocolate = dog OK
el cheapo cooking chocolate = sick/dead dog
Dutch cocoa powder is couple time more lethal than cooking choclate

its the theobromine thats toxic

but basically a medium sized dog lab type will not die or possible even get sick if it eats a 100g bar a chihuahua midget will. A st benard won't even know it eat it, some neigbours used to have one. He liked to leaan against you esp if was a wall next to you, 20st of dog dont shove aside easily.

Had a bull mastiff once that ate several cases of fundraiser chocolate. She was fine.

[Tellemurius]

i had a lab that ate my sister's halloween candy but left the wrappers

[Karnewarrior]

i had a lab that ate my sister's halloween candy but left the wrappers

My dog ate the wrappers and left the candy.

I think it's a side effect of him being A) a beagle and therefore low intelligence by nature B) clinically retarded. We had him tested after he hit his head on the table trying to jump on top of it for the fifth time.

It was a coffee table.

[Hanslanda]

And, according to this, caffeine is the most widely consumed stimulant drug in existance.

I thought it was common knowledge coffee was a drug >_>

This. Except many people don't know this, and are surprised when they learn it's a drug. "Omigod, you mean I'm addicted to a drug?"
Yeah. Yeah, EVERYONE is addicted to drugs. Be they artificial, like the ones I use, or natural, like endorphins, everyone gets high. Like all the time.
But I'm a bad person for getting high on the wrong drugs.

[Scelly9]

Oxygen, best drug ever.

[Corai]

And, according to this, caffeine is the most widely consumed stimulant drug in existance.

I thought it was common knowledge coffee was a drug >_>

This. Except many people don't know this, and are surprised when they learn it's a drug. "Omigod, you mean I'm addicted to a drug?"
Yeah. Yeah, EVERYONE is addicted to drugs. Be they artificial, like the ones I use, or natural, like endorphins, everyone gets high. Like all the time.
But I'm a bad person for getting high on the wrong drugs.

Smoke natural grown marijuana: YOU ARE EVIL PERSON

Take factory produced drugs: YOU ARE GOOD PERSON

[Hanslanda]

Like, I could have easily acquired the pills I had through legal channels. I had a painkiller and some xanax. I have a broken hand and anxiety issues. But I didn't have a special bottle, so I'm obviously a dangerous criminal.

Good times.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Oxygen, best drug ever.

Going by the definition of drugs, oxygen is not a drug, it is fuel.

Like, I could have easily acquired the pills I had through legal channels. I had a painkiller and some xanax. I have a broken hand and anxiety issues. But I didn't have a special bottle, so I'm obviously a dangerous criminal.

Good times.

Uh.....then why didn't you?

[Hanslanda]

Oxygen, best drug ever.

Going by the definition of drugs, oxygen is not a drug, it is fuel.

Like, I could have easily acquired the pills I had through legal channels. I had a painkiller and some xanax. I have a broken hand and anxiety issues. But I didn't have a special bottle, so I'm obviously a dangerous criminal.

Good times.

Uh.....then why didn't you?

... Buying them illegally, I had a built-in safeguard to protect against overdose or heavy addiction. Shit's expensive. But if I had scrips, I probably would have overdone it, because addict. Cannot medicate properly.
So, the option was possible felonies, or dying of an overdose. Admittedly, I'd prefer death, but my family would be all upset, so I decided it was probably better to not die before I was twenty.

[kaijyuu]

Don't die anytime soon, Hans Some of us selfishly want you to stay around, because we like you.

[Hanslanda]

Don't die anytime soon, Hans Some of us selfishly want you to stay around, because we like you.

Oh, don't worry. I've figured that one out. It is kind of funny though.
"We want you to be happy, no matter what! Unless dying would make you happy, and then don't do that, be miserable instead!"

Anyway, I'm determined to be happy one day.

Also, Patton Oswalt just said, "You know how, when you were a kid, you're friends were playing 'The floor is lava' in the park, except their like, "The bike path is lava, and the... Uh, the hedges are poisonous snakes, if you touch em you die!" and you come by later, just going to the pool and they're like, "Don't touch the bike path, it's lava!"
And you're like, "Oh, I'm not playing, it doesn't affect me. Don't worry."
That's how I treat the pot laws in this country."

Win.