I don't usually even wanna talk about stuff even remotely related to law, but this is just... and I quote:
" I wanna give my house and everything I own to my kids and go to mexico before the government re elects the black one." ~ stuff I couldn't make up.....
Of course followed by the obligatory, "How much would that cost me?" (Not touching that one with 40 ft pole)
[British Naturalist Voice, Documentary Music Plays in the Background]
And here we have the all too common North American moron. Our camera crew is being extra cautious, because they are known to be especially more aggressive every four years or so. Notice his pronounced agitation and bumper stickers along with the slightest touch of mouth foam, barely contained. Most of his aggression seems to be aimed at media devices such as televisions, radios, posters, fliers, and anyone else who disagrees with him. This year, this particular specimen appears to be especially agitated to the point of contemplating a long migration to a place where he doesn't speak the language while giving up all of his earthly possessions to avoid a darker skinned authority figure.
Join us next time on British Naturalist Documentary where we'll have shocking footage of your cat, not stolen from lolcats and we're not lazy. Budget cuts people... [sigh]
I don't even.... Just....