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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Perhaps this roommate guy has hidden depths, and is not in fact, a complete monster?

Or he could be a giant ball of cognitive dissonance.

* MetalSlimeHunt grabs the Kaijyuu's neck with his left hand!

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG!

Except the don't hurt people part! Except the don't hurt people part! 

* MaximumZero hugs Kai.

* MetalSlimeHunt accidentally facepunches MaximumZero!

TIME PARADOX

The Universe has been struck down.

[MaximumZero]

Perhaps this roommate guy has hidden depths, and is not in fact, a complete monster?

Or he could be a giant ball of cognitive dissonance.

* MetalSlimeHunt grabs the Kaijyuu's neck with his left hand!

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG!

Except the don't hurt people part! Except the don't hurt people part! 

* MaximumZero hugs Kai.

* MetalSlimeHunt accidentally facepunches MaximumZero!

TIME PARADOX

The Universe has been struck down.

Accidentally. Yeah. Pfffffff.

[Valid_Dark]

my wtf of the day wasn't very wtf worthy,  I was working and got off work and ordered some food, and some girl came into the store and was starting at me, ok, whutever.. so I get my food and sit down, she and her (I'm guessing boyfriend) sit down at the other end of the dining room, every time I glance at them she was staring at me, she noticed I saw her staring at me and starts waving at me, so I wave back.
She ended up waving at me 3 more times before they left,  I really am kicking myself for not going over there and asking if I knew her, because she was pretty cute.  But I have no idea who she is.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Perhaps this roommate guy has hidden depths, and is not in fact, a complete monster?

Or he could be a giant ball of cognitive dissonance.

* MetalSlimeHunt grabs the Kaijyuu's neck with his left hand!

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG!

Except the don't hurt people part! Except the don't hurt people part! 

* MaximumZero hugs Kai.

* MetalSlimeHunt accidentally facepunches MaximumZero!

TIME PARADOX

The Universe has been struck down.

Accidentally. Yeah. Pfffffff.

And that's how we all learned not to hug someone when your time clone is trying to hurt them.

And all it took was destroying the universe.

[Hanslanda]

My roommate. My hick, racist roommate who I've been telling you about all this time....thinks Romney is a lying bastard and likes Obama, even thinks he won the first debate.

I.........I......have no idea about what to think about anything anymore.
UP IS DOWN
BLACK IS WHITE
FREEDOM IS WAR
CINDERBLOCKS IS FUSION

Welp, that settles that. Time to go proclaim eternal allegiance to Tzeentch.

I'm starting to think that dude is actually Sheogorath in disguise.

That's just what Tzeentch wants you to think.

You called? I was in YAFB, little distracted.

[Sirus]

My roommate. My hick, racist roommate who I've been telling you about all this time....thinks Romney is a lying bastard and likes Obama, even thinks he won the first debate.

I.........I......have no idea about what to think about anything anymore.
UP IS DOWN
BLACK IS WHITE
FREEDOM IS WAR
CINDERBLOCKS IS FUSION

Welp, that settles that. Time to go proclaim eternal allegiance to Tzeentch.

I'm starting to think that dude is actually Sheogorath in disguise.

That's just what Tzeentch wants you to think.

You called? I was in YAFB, little distracted.

Don't be silly, you're not Tzeentch

[Hanslanda]

My roommate. My hick, racist roommate who I've been telling you about all this time....thinks Romney is a lying bastard and likes Obama, even thinks he won the first debate.

I.........I......have no idea about what to think about anything anymore.
UP IS DOWN
BLACK IS WHITE
FREEDOM IS WAR
CINDERBLOCKS IS FUSION

Welp, that settles that. Time to go proclaim eternal allegiance to Tzeentch.

I'm starting to think that dude is actually Sheogorath in disguise.

That's just what Tzeentch wants you to think.

You called? I was in YAFB, little distracted.

Don't be silly, you're not Tzeentch

Bitch, I made you say it for me.

[Gamerlord]

My roommate. My hick, racist roommate who I've been telling you about all this time....thinks Romney is a lying bastard and likes Obama, even thinks he won the first debate.

I.........I......have no idea about what to think about anything anymore.
UP IS DOWN
BLACK IS WHITE
FREEDOM IS WAR
CINDERBLOCKS IS FUSION

Welp, that settles that. Time to go proclaim eternal allegiance to Tzeentch.

I'm starting to think that dude is actually Sheogorath in disguise.

That's just what Tzeentch wants you to think.

You called? I was in YAFB, little distracted.

Don't be silly, you're not Tzeentch

Bitch, I made you say it for me.

Damn it, you owe me power Tzeentch!

[RedKing]

MSH's roommate: Good Guy Steve or Scumbag Greg?


Also, good news everyone! We've discovered a totally uncontroversial new source for human stem cells, and I'm sure there is no way this could possibly go wrong -- such as triggering a zombie apocalypse.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[MaximumZero]

Well, I'm already an organ donor...where do I need to sign up?

[pisskop]

I was hoping to freeze my head for when cryogenics and cyborgs are a thing.

[Hanslanda]

My roommate. My hick, racist roommate who I've been telling you about all this time....thinks Romney is a lying bastard and likes Obama, even thinks he won the first debate.

I.........I......have no idea about what to think about anything anymore.
UP IS DOWN
BLACK IS WHITE
FREEDOM IS WAR
CINDERBLOCKS IS FUSION

Welp, that settles that. Time to go proclaim eternal allegiance to Tzeentch.

I'm starting to think that dude is actually Sheogorath in disguise.

That's just what Tzeentch wants you to think.

You called? I was in YAFB, little distracted.

Don't be silly, you're not Tzeentch

Bitch, I made you say it for me.

Damn it, you owe me power Tzeentch!

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Nope, still confused. What?

[miauw62]

This works far better then it should. Oh, and its the first good gagnam style remix i have seen so far.

[Jopax]

So my cellphone somehow managed to splice two songs together, one is 15 seconds longer than before and those 15 seconds are a beginning of another song. Not sure how it happened, but it was slightly creepy when I stumbled upon it :s

[Siquo]

This works far better then it should. Oh, and its the first good gagnam style remix i have seen so far.

This. Is. BRILLIANT.