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[Frumple]

Or not-think, as things may be. Sometimes quiet time in your own mind is the most precious of things.

[misko27]

...is it odd that I use my sleeping time mostly for navel gazing?

No, that's very normal.

Let me take that a step further. Is it odd that it's a conscious process?

Unusual, but not abnormal.

I should use that time to do something constructive. What the hell, MZ?

That's not constructive?

I...didn't think it was? Is it?

Is there a constructive thing to do while sleeping?

I supposwe you could come up with the cure for cancer, but that would prbably be very long, and you'd forget it, so you'd write it down on dream paper but then you'd wake up and...

Focus on inventing a dream-transcription device. Do it so we can cure cancer.

[MaximumZero]

...is it odd that I use my sleeping time mostly for navel gazing?

No, that's very normal.

Let me take that a step further. Is it odd that it's a conscious process?

Unusual, but not abnormal.

I should use that time to do something constructive. What the hell, MZ?

That's not constructive?

I...didn't think it was? Is it?

Is there a constructive thing to do while sleeping?

I supposwe you could come up with the cure for cancer, but that would prbably be very long, and you'd forget it, so you'd write it down on dream paper but then you'd wake up and...

Focus on inventing a dream-transcription device. Do it so we can cure cancer.

Aren't they already working on that? I mean, they have that keyboard that you can use with your brain now...

[Xantalos]

"Sir, why do you need the hearts of seven animate gummy bears to cure cancer?"
"JUST DO IT DAMMIT"

[MaximumZero]

"Sir, I don't think bombing the entire earth with waves upon waves of naked breasts will cure cancer."
"Well, have we tried?"

[Kedly]

Speaking of gummy bears, my brother gave himself second degree burns with gummi bears once. Shit is like molten glue when microwaved

[MaximumZero]

Speaking of gummy bears, my brother gave himself second degree burns with gummi bears once. Shit is like molten glue when microwaved

And now we're back on the rails. Well done.

[kisame12794]

Why do we keep insisting on rails here? It's contradictory! We talk about WTF, and that is inherently chaotic. We cannot apply order to it, so why try?

[MaximumZero]

Convention and structure. It's easiest to have a starting point for our conversations to begin from and wind back up at.

[Xantalos]

Why do we keep insisting on rails here? It's contradictory! We talk about WTF, and that is inherently chaotic. We cannot apply order to it, so why try?

Because to not apply rails to the thread would violate the chaotic nature of the thread by only accepting one option, thus putting the thread on rails by leaving them offrail!

[Wrex]

The rails however, are fluid and changeable.


Such as the fact that I can make a gummy bear scream and explode in a shower of firery chaos. I love chemistry.

[kisame12794]

Why do we keep insisting on rails here? It's contradictory! We talk about WTF, and that is inherently chaotic. We cannot apply order to it, so why try?

Because to not apply rails to the thread would violate the chaotic nature of the thread by only accepting one option, thus putting the thread on rails by leaving them offrail!

But to apply rails to it, would be to trap it with only one option, and therefore contradicting the chaotic nature of WTF!

[Xantalos]

Why do we keep insisting on rails here? It's contradictory! We talk about WTF, and that is inherently chaotic. We cannot apply order to it, so why try?

Because to not apply rails to the thread would violate the chaotic nature of the thread by only accepting one option, thus putting the thread on rails by leaving them offrail!

But to apply rails to it, would be to trap it with only one option, and therefore contradicting the chaotic nature of WTF!

And that is why threads derail, then rail, then rerail onto an earlier topic, then derail 5 topics into the future...it goes on. All most people can say is "WTF?"

[kisame12794]

And there is balance in the world of WTF once more.

[Kedly]

I AM TRAINMASTER KEDLY! WHOO WHOOOOOOOO!!!!