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[MaximumZero]

Okay, so my WTF. I'm on a couple of dating sites (yeah, yeah, I know...and please don't stalk me.)

A majority of the female profile are as follows:
"I needz a man wif $$ if you got no job fuck off I ain't playin' games an shit and I ain't no booty call."
They then proceed to post five pictures of their butt.

WTF is wrong with these women!?

They just all need a visit from that special someone.

-snip-

That's...I don't know who that is. Enlighten me?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jeremy_Kyle_Show
Basically, he shouts at the chavvy ones about their inherent problems to make them look bad on television.

We need more people like that in 'Murrica.

[Euld]

If it helps, there was a gay dating site I followed for a while that had pretty much the same thing for plenty of guys.  So... wait that doesn't help.  Actually I think it makes thing worse o_o

[MaximumZero]

I don't want to do any work, so look at my butt and tell me if you'd pay for it.

[FearfulJesuit]

Hell, at least if/when I put my profile on a dating site I will be honest enough to say 'Clingy polyglot with six hundred books, mad cooking skillz and a cat seeks girlfriend for dinner, reading, conversation, depressed cuddling.'

[MaximumZero]

Oh, man, if you have a girlfriend, though, why would it be depressed cuddling?

[Wrex]

Presumeably because she is equally depressed.

[FearfulJesuit]

Presumeably because she is equally depressed.

:3

[MaximumZero]

Anyways, I may or may not have a knack for writing erotica. I'm not wholly sure how I should feel about that.

Yeah...I have the same conundrum. >.> It's...not something I like to talk about, because it's kind of weird.

[Aklyon]

YOu guys could ask people on sites about writing that, I guess? Though that probably doesn't help.

[MaximumZero]

I find it more embarrassing than anything. It's like, "Okay, this is pretty good. Why did I write this?"

[Hanslanda]

I find it more embarrassing than anything. It's like, "Okay, this is pretty good. Why did I write this?"

Don't make me tell you why. You know why.

[MaximumZero]

I find it more embarrassing than anything. It's like, "Okay, this is pretty good. Why did I write this?"

Don't make me tell you why. You know why.

Yes, I know why. I just want to know why I was compelled to actually write it out, instead of leaving it in my head.

[GlyphGryph]

"My name is MaximumZero, and it's been 37 hours since I've last written erotic fiction. I don't know why I did it. It just happened, in a moment of weakness. I... can't stop. I have a problem."

[MaximumZero]

I find it more embarrassing than anything. It's like, "Okay, this is pretty good. Why did I write this?"

Don't make me tell you why. You know why.

Yes, I know why. I just want to know why I was compelled to actually write it out, instead of leaving it in my head.

Go look at modern art. You'll feel the same way about that, except your writing may actually contain art.

"Listen up, maggots! This is modern art! You will love it like your life depends on it! Unless it becomes mainstream; then, you must hate it! Now stand in the corner and look thoughtful!

Also: It's been...uh...about a year.

[Descan]

Then I wander off to listen to Peter Fox, look at paintings of Nazi Pterodactyl Pilots fighting Communist T-Rex Drivers and nom some pizza.

I don't like looking thoughtful. Makes me look constipated.