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Wrex

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18870 on: October 06, 2012, 08:39:16 pm »

It was, unfortunately, too good to pass up.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18871 on: October 06, 2012, 08:41:04 pm »

Obligatory
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18872 on: October 06, 2012, 08:41:59 pm »

basically, we'd turn spambots into B12ers, a lot like we did with that turing capable bot, whatever it's name is.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18873 on: October 06, 2012, 08:42:07 pm »

(I had to delete the spam bot stuff to clean the thread, but that was pretty funny

edit:  oh, and misko27 -- the spam bot reported you for calling it out, with the text "????")

OK, that spombot is fucking taking the piss. thank god toady was around.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18874 on: October 06, 2012, 08:43:01 pm »

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Yes, I did have that comic in mind since I saw the thing about sentient spambots.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18875 on: October 06, 2012, 09:25:39 pm »

The first fully sentient AI will be built in a lab.

The second will sell shoes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18876 on: October 06, 2012, 09:27:52 pm »

The first fully sentient AI will be built in a lab.

The second will sell porn.
FTFY.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18877 on: October 06, 2012, 09:35:37 pm »

The first fully sentient AI will be built in a lab.

The second will sell shoe porn.
FTFY.
FTFYx2 COMBO.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18878 on: October 06, 2012, 09:39:15 pm »

Okay, so my WTF. I'm on a couple of dating sites (yeah, yeah, I know...and please don't stalk me.)

A majority of the female profile are as follows:
"I needz a man wif $$ if you got no job fuck off I ain't playin' games an shit and I ain't no booty call."
They then proceed to post five pictures of their butt.

WTF is wrong with these women!?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18879 on: October 06, 2012, 09:41:45 pm »

Okay, so my WTF. I'm on a couple of dating sites (yeah, yeah, I know...and please don't stalk me.)

A majority of the female profile are as follows:
"I needz a man wif $$ if you got no job fuck off I ain't playin' games an shit and I ain't no booty call."
They then proceed to post five pictures of their butt.

WTF is wrong with these women!?
They just all need a visit from that special someone.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18880 on: October 06, 2012, 09:42:50 pm »

Like my brother says, "We are all hypocrites." Meaning all people.

That sounds like the sort of contradictory behavior that I actually expect from people. lol
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18881 on: October 06, 2012, 09:43:41 pm »

They're honest about their intentions, at least.


I WANTS MONEY
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18882 on: October 06, 2012, 09:44:13 pm »

Okay, so my WTF. I'm on a couple of dating sites (yeah, yeah, I know...and please don't stalk me.)

A majority of the female profile are as follows:
"I needz a man wif $$ if you got no job fuck off I ain't playin' games an shit and I ain't no booty call."
They then proceed to post five pictures of their butt.

WTF is wrong with these women!?
They just all need a visit from that special someone.

-snip-
That's...I don't know who that is. Enlighten me?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18883 on: October 06, 2012, 09:45:02 pm »

They're honest about their intentions, at least.


I WANTS MONEY
Yes.

I WILL SLEEP WITH YOU FOR PROPER COMPENSATION.

That's exactly who I want...to run screaming from.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18884 on: October 06, 2012, 09:48:47 pm »

Okay, so my WTF. I'm on a couple of dating sites (yeah, yeah, I know...and please don't stalk me.)

A majority of the female profile are as follows:
"I needz a man wif $$ if you got no job fuck off I ain't playin' games an shit and I ain't no booty call."
They then proceed to post five pictures of their butt.

WTF is wrong with these women!?
They just all need a visit from that special someone.

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That's...I don't know who that is. Enlighten me?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jeremy_Kyle_Show
Basically, he shouts at the chavvy ones about their inherent problems to make them look bad on television.
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