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[MetalSlimeHunt]

What makes you think he brushes his teeth?

[Hanslanda]

I keep a drawer of those.

I lied. Yoink could have prepared a person for the previous comment. Were you also the one who ate the pissgum?

[miauw62]

I keep a drawer of those.

I lied. Yoink could have prepared a person for the previous comment. Were you also the one who ate the pissgum?

Yup.

[Yoink]

Pissgum? I'm pretty sure it was fruit fla-- oh. Hey, hey. I washed it first.

[Hanslanda]

I keep a drawer of those.

I lied. Yoink could have prepared a person for the previous comment. Were you also the one who ate the pissgum?

Yup.

Yoink: He's got a drawerful of toenail clippings and eats pissgum. Excited yet, ladies?

Pissgum? I'm pretty sure it was fruit fla-- oh. Hey, hey. I washed it first.

Sorry, just messin' with ya.

[GoombaGeek]

What makes you think he brushes his teeth?

...not much I guess :U

[Yoink]

I keep a drawer of those.

I lied. Yoink could have prepared a person for the previous comment. Were you also the one who ate the pissgum?

Yup.

Yoink: He's got a drawerful of toenail clippings and eats pissgum. Excited yet, ladies?

I'm just so ridiculously attractive and charismatic, I have to take on a few handicaps to give all you other guys a chance in the dating game. Obviously.

[Hanslanda]

I keep a drawer of those.

I lied. Yoink could have prepared a person for the previous comment. Were you also the one who ate the pissgum?

Yup.

Yoink: He's got a drawerful of toenail clippings and eats pissgum. Excited yet, ladies?

I'm just so ridiculously attractive and charismatic, I have to take on a few handicaps to give all you other guys a chance in the dating game. Obviously.

Well played, Yoink. Well played.

[GoombaGeek]

He's here all week, folks!

[kaijyuu]

* kaijyuu applauds

[Sirus]

Actually, mine didn't have THAT much of his blood on it. He got most of it on himself. He kept his head a bit too low in the mosh pit and tore out one of his ear ... thingies. The earrings that fit entirely inside the hole and you can see through them? Like:

But any is a bit too much. really. And apparently getting one of those torn out bleeds A LOT.

Most of it came from the lead singer's giant blood spewing penis and from the various folks that were violently (theatrically) dismembered on stage, like Snookie.

Ah, the joys of a GWAR show.

I had second thoughts about posting this, but I was threatened with loss of respect (and punching) if I didn't

[GlyphGryph]

And just thinking about it brings back such awesome memories. What a great show.

[RedKing]

Always kinda wanted to see GWAR, but they're banned from playing here. Actually, I think they may be banned from even setting foot in this state.

[GlyphGryph]

Oh god, that's hilariously awesome. Do you have any idea why?

[RedKing]

Oh god, that's hilariously awesome. Do you have any idea why?

Jesse Helms, if memory serves correctly.

Pseudo-edit: Ahh, looks like it was only a temporary ban. They're actually playing Charlotte this month.
From Wikipedia:

During this period, Gwar was (temporarily) banned in North Carolina because Brockie was wearing his "Cuttlefish of Cthulhu" codpiece, which led to his arrest