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[Tellemurius]

Hope that guy gets a better job after this, what a bunch of jokers to fire the guy that actually did his job.

[Reelya]

They're lucky those security guards aren't as trigger-happy as cops.

[GlyphGryph]

Hope that guy gets a better job after this, what a bunch of jokers to fire the guy that actually did his job.

Well they certainly can't fire themselves, can they?

If he hadn't caught the protestors, but rather let them finish up, cleaned up, and not said anything, everyone would be better off, so he clearly failed the company.

[Hanslanda]

I'm pretty sure martial arts ability increases with age.

If you play a monk, this is entirely true. Wisdom increases with age. Monks can apply Wisdom to their AC and hand to hand attacks.

Also, as Cracked once said: You know what would happen if you crashed a plane into a Nuclear Reactor's cooling tower?
Not a goddamn thing.

[The Darkling Wolf]

False.
Crashing a plane into a cooling tower would cause one hell of a splash.

[pisskop]

A poisonous splash.  And then any punctured coolant may leak to critical levels.

[MaximumZero]

I'm pretty sure martial arts ability increases with age.

I'm going to be a super-badass when I hit 90.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Looking at scale.
The entire population of Northern Ireland is lower than the population of Bucharest.

[Skyrunner]

A poisonous splash.  And then any punctured coolant may leak to critical levels.

I thought the cooling towers were clean.

[Wrex]

I'm pretty sure martial arts ability increases with age.

If you play a monk, this is entirely true. Wisdom increases with age. Monks can apply Wisdom to their AC and hand to hand attacks.

Also, as Cracked once said: You know what would happen if you crashed a plane into a Nuclear Reactor's cooling tower?
Not a goddamn thing.

But if you play a monk, your character is generally going to be pretty bad...


/missingthepoint.

[Karnewarrior]

Apparently, the first job to show up on my list for the Air Force was... Security.

WITH MY NOODLY ARMS AND EASILY DISTRACTED BRAIN AND ADHD, I WILL PROTECT THE VITALLY IMPORTANT MESS HALL FROM VIOLATORS OF THE "NO FOOD FIGHT" RULE.

[pisskop]

Air Force food is good.  Id take it over the not too bad Navy food...

[Hanslanda]

False.
Crashing a plane into a cooling tower would cause one hell of a splash.

Spoiler: This? (click to show/hide)

This is three feet of steel reinforced concrete specifically designed and built to keep the nuclear reactor safe.

Spoiler: This? (click to show/hide)

This is a Boeing 777, a large passenger plane. Notice the lack of an armored prow for ramming. This bad boy will crumple like a particularly flimsy tin can on impact with three feet of concrete going two hundred miles per hour.

I sincerely doubt your assertation that it will cause a splash of any sort.

[Loud Whispers]

The important factor here is:

Is the plane doing a barrel roll?

[Hanslanda]

The important factor here is:

Is the plane doing a barrel roll?

It tried spinning, it heard that was a good trick.