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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14473604 times)

misko27

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18330 on: October 01, 2012, 09:32:19 pm »

Yeah, but I'm American. Kilonazis are the imperial measurement. Hitlers and whatever metric attachment you prefer is metric. The whole kilo- thing actually has nothing to do with a thousand. A kilonazi is 2.54 decihitlers.
This man is clearly learned of the American Measurent system. We measure ALL evil here in Nazis.
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« Reply #18331 on: October 01, 2012, 09:32:42 pm »

I just had an idea to make the conversion to metric in the US easier: the metric Imperial units. A metric yard is the same thing as a meter. The metric mile is 1760 metric yards. The metric pound-mass is 2 kilograms.

On the other hand, if we wanted to go even further from metric, we would abandon the second and adopt the microfortnight.
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« Reply #18332 on: October 01, 2012, 09:34:38 pm »

I just had an idea to make the conversion to metric in the US easier: the metric Imperial units. A metric yard is the same thing as a meter. The metric mile is 1760 metric yards. The metric pound-mass is 2 kilograms.

On the other hand, if we wanted to go even further from metric, we would abandon the second and adopt the microfortnight.
Lets g with farther. I will not be satisified until Europeans are incapable of telling time in the United States.
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« Reply #18333 on: October 01, 2012, 09:35:48 pm »

Oh, I just thought of another one. The metric quart is a liter.
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« Reply #18334 on: October 01, 2012, 09:36:57 pm »

I just had an idea to make the conversion to metric in the US easier: the metric Imperial units. A metric yard is the same thing as a meter. The metric mile is 1760 metric yards. The metric pound-mass is 2 kilograms.

On the other hand, if we wanted to go even further from metric, we would abandon the second and adopt the microfortnight.
Lets g with farther. I will not be satisified until Europeans are incapable of telling time in the United States.
Ah hell naw. It's bad enough that we've got to convert distances, weights, temperatures, and other stuff. Just be glad that we all use the same measurements of time <_<;
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« Reply #18335 on: October 01, 2012, 09:38:25 pm »

Could be worse. At least it's standardized.
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« Reply #18336 on: October 01, 2012, 09:40:04 pm »

I just had an idea to make the conversion to metric in the US easier: the metric Imperial units. A metric yard is the same thing as a meter. The metric mile is 1760 metric yards. The metric pound-mass is 2 kilograms.

On the other hand, if we wanted to go even further from metric, we would abandon the second and adopt the microfortnight.
Lets g with farther. I will not be satisified until Europeans are incapable of telling time in the United States.
Ah hell naw. It's bad enough that we've got to convert distances, weights, temperatures, and other stuff. Just be glad that we all use the same measurements of time <_<;


Microfortnights, perplexonds, parsecs... Think of the possibilities.
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« Reply #18337 on: October 01, 2012, 09:41:19 pm »

Parsec is already a unit of distance, so that wouldn't work :P
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« Reply #18338 on: October 01, 2012, 09:42:04 pm »

Parsec is already a unit of distance, so that wouldn't work :P


You don't even understand! We could make that quote make sense.
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« Reply #18339 on: October 01, 2012, 09:44:11 pm »

Parsec is already a unit of distance, so that wouldn't work :P


You don't even understand! We could make that quote make sense.
"Kessel Run In Under Twelve Parsecs"?

There is an EU explanation for that, but fan reaction is...mixed :P
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« Reply #18340 on: October 01, 2012, 09:44:39 pm »

One thing I think they *should* change is the calendar. We could have 13 months of 28 days (and one with a 29th day) so we don't have to ask "hey, is this a month with 30 or 31 days?" all the time. And February wouldn't be an odd duck.

Might as well make every month 4 weeks too, though that'd leave one month with an 8 day week.
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« Reply #18341 on: October 01, 2012, 09:45:09 pm »

Han uses the patented Hans Time Measurement system.
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« Reply #18342 on: October 01, 2012, 10:09:42 pm »

I don't keep time above days at all.

"What day is it?"
"Three o' Clock."
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« Reply #18343 on: October 01, 2012, 10:10:57 pm »

I don't keep time above days at all.

"What day is it?"
"Three o' Clock."


*Writes that down*

This is gonna be the greatest time system ever.
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« Reply #18344 on: October 01, 2012, 10:13:51 pm »

Good Sir! It is ten tillywinkles past middas, Great Scott!
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