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[Lord Inquisitor]

angles were made to kill humans, they are the army of god. This whole angles are your best friends that is popular in american culture is rubbish. You dont mess with what is essentially an alien race that is heavily armed and angry at being dumped for the new pets.


they hunt ninjas as well. and double ninjas

[Wrex]

Beware the angles, especially those 90* dicks.

[kaijyuu]

The 90 degree ones are the best ones though, since you can beat them easy with Pythagoras.

[Xantalos]

The 90 degree ones are the best ones though, since you can beat them easy with Pythagoras.

Who in turn gets beaten by Mr Bean!

[lordcooper]

angles were made to kill humans, they are the army of god. This whole angles are your best friends that is popular in american culture is rubbish. You dont mess with what is essentially an alien race that is heavily armed and angry at being dumped for the new pets.


they hunt ninjas as well. and double ninjas

Weren't the angels kinda meant to have been created before humans in Christian mythology?

Spoiler: But yes, beware the angels (click to show/hide)

[Wrex]

Shit! Kill it with a pickaxe!

[Flying Dice]

But what about the Rouge Angles of Satin?

[Lord Inquisitor]

yes and my spelling stinks, I blame thats its too late and lack of beer.

[Sirus]

FTL is being uncommonly generous. This scares me

[Hanslanda]

Just trust me when I say there's a good reason for them saying "Be not afraid" whenever they appear to mortals.

I find it amusing that Xantalos is highly frightened or wary of angels. You know that one human wrestled an archangel for three days right?

[Xantalos]

Just trust me when I say there's a good reason for them saying "Be not afraid" whenever they appear to mortals.

I find it amusing that Xantalos is highly frightened or wary of angels. You know that one human wrestled an archangel for three days right?

Yeah...that was a con artist I paid to dress up like an angel. Sorry about that.

[Hanslanda]

Nah, you're kosher. Literally, I think Jewish people would be okay with consuming your flesh.

[Xantalos]

The Jews: consumning Eldritch Abominations since whatever year they came into being. But seriously, angels are scary to me currently. Released, they're like lice for me; annoying and bothersome to get rid of, but no threat whatsoever. The things they can do to a mortal vessel, however...I want to avid that and keep my me.

[Hanslanda]

Ah, poor Xantalos. :/ Always getting picked on by the currently superior Celestials.

[Wrex]

The Jews: consumning Eldritch Abominations since whatever year they came into being. But seriously, angels are scary to me currently. Released, they're like lice for me; annoying and bothersome to get rid of, but no threat whatsoever. The things they can do to a mortal vessel, however...I want to avid that and keep my me.

You keep using that word. What is it that you are so afraid of? Them finding your mortal vessel?