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[Xantalos]

Wait, Which pope?  I mean, some of them were upstanding people, but others... Well, they easily obtained Gigahitlers on their own.(Pope Urban II comes to mind)

Our current pope. That's the only one I measure. I inherently don't trust time travel devices since the last time, and we created MSH.

Hmm...probably 15 kissingers, at most.

[Wrex]

Wait, Which pope?  I mean, some of them were upstanding people, but others... Well, they easily obtained Gigahitlers on their own.(Pope Urban II comes to mind)

Our current pope. That's the only one I measure. I inherently don't trust time travel devices since the last time, and we created MSH.

Hmm...probably 15 kissingers, at most.

That seems like an awfully small unit of measurement for someone with that much blood on their hands. Perhaps we could set a megakissenger as the level of evil generated by him?

[MaximumZero]

What if I could pulp a few evil people and you could extract the evil from the pulp? Would that help? It'd be fun at any rate.

[Xantalos]

You'll be dead by the time the task is done, but please, feel free.

[Flying Dice]

Wait, Which pope?  I mean, some of them were upstanding people, but others... Well, they easily obtained Gigahitlers on their own.(Pope Urban II comes to mind)

Our current pope. That's the only one I measure. I inherently don't trust time travel devices since the last time, and we created MSH.

Hmm...probably 15 kissingers, at most.

That seems like an awfully small unit of measurement for someone with that much blood on their hands. Perhaps we could set a megakissenger as the level of evil generated by him?

Uhm. You do understand how measurement works, correct? 'Mega-' denotes a factor of 1 million, or 10⁶. So one Megahitler is this: 1h * 10⁶, or one million hitlers.

One kissinger is equal to 3.44 million hitlers.

[Sirus]

Wait, how was a guy who helped end the Cold War 3.44 million times more evil than Hitler?

[RedWarrior0]

You talking about JPII or Benedict XVI? I think they're talking about the current one. JPII was a decent pope.

[Euld]

We may have to revise our evil rating then, since there's been few evils greater than Hitler in our history (I think) 

[Flying Dice]

Wait, how was a guy who helped end the Cold War 3.44 million times more evil than Hitler?

That's something of an exaggeration, but Kissinger is one of the most bloody-handed bastards in U.S. history.

[Wrex]

We may have to revise our evil rating then, since there's been few evils greater than Hitler in our history (I think) 

Stalin and Mao have more blood on their hands, if you rate people killed by their policies.

[RedWarrior0]

We may have to revise our evil rating then, since there's been few evils greater than Hitler in our history (I think) 

Um... Stalin and Mao?

Fake-edit: Ninja'd

Actual edit: How about we rate evil in negative Rodgers?

[Sirus]

We may have to revise our evil rating then, since there's been few evils greater than Hitler in our history (I think) 

Hitler is among the most well-known and has a logical fallacy based around him, and thus is a suitable measuring stick.

Wait, how was a guy who helped end the Cold War 3.44 million times more evil than Hitler?

That's something of an exaggeration, but Kissinger is one of the most bloody-handed bastards in U.S. history.

Okay, I require an explanation. A quick browsing of his wiki page (assuming we're talking about the same guy) shows that he was heavily involved in peace efforts, not killing.

[Xantalos]

Huh. You'd think I'd know more about the measurement system that keeps me imprisoned, but no. Anyways, we should probably have the top evil measurement be that one Lucifer guy, or even better, HIM from the Powerpuff Girls!

[OREOSOME]

How many innocent murders does starting a war between angels?

[Flying Dice]

Wait, how was a guy who helped end the Cold War 3.44 million times more evil than Hitler?

That's something of an exaggeration, but Kissinger is one of the most bloody-handed bastards in U.S. history.

Okay, I require an explanation. A quick browsing of his wiki page (assuming we're talking about the same guy) shows that he was heavily involved in peace efforts, not killing.

Here's something of an overview. More generally, a whole lot of people consider him to be responsible for what essentially amount to war crimes.