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[RedWarrior0]

No, wait, I got it mixed up. Thinking in metric too much.

The U.S. Imperial system uses Terr'ists.

[Xantalos]

But I have the Necronomicon and your True Name written on a Arby's napkin.

I tried that once and I got recaptured by some hero thing sacrificing himself to put me back. And then one of my competitors in the soul-renting business locked some extra bindings around it. You'd need at least 1000 gigahitlers of evil to break me out now.

Gigahitlers? Not familiar with the Imperial system's evilness measurements.

Hmm? What's the metric measurement?

KiloKonys, I believe.

[Hanslanda]

But I have the Necronomicon and your True Name written on a Arby's napkin.

I tried that once and I got recaptured by some hero thing sacrificing himself to put me back. And then one of my competitors in the soul-renting business locked some extra bindings around it. You'd need at least 1000 gigahitlers of evil to break me out now.

Gigahitlers? Not familiar with the Imperial system's evilness measurements.

ಠ_ಠ 

No, wait, I got it mixed up. Thinking in metric too much.

The U.S. Imperial system uses Terr'ists.

Good. I was about to say terrible things. I'm American and I know that 'Giga' is metric.

[MaximumZero]

I wonder how many Gigahitlers of evil I could produce by punching the pope into the sun...

[Xantalos]

But I have the Necronomicon and your True Name written on a Arby's napkin.

I tried that once and I got recaptured by some hero thing sacrificing himself to put me back. And then one of my competitors in the soul-renting business locked some extra bindings around it. You'd need at least 1000 gigahitlers of evil to break me out now.

Gigahitlers? Not familiar with the Imperial system's evilness measurements.

Hmm? What's the metric measurement?

KiloKonys, I believe.

No, wait. That goes below gigahitlers.

[Flying Dice]

Yeah, the imperial system goes by kissingers. One kissinger is roughly equal to 3.44 Gigahitlers.

Damn it, I've got the 2.5 Edition of the Necronomicon, which only has about 4 gigahitlers of evil.

Have I infected you yet? If not, i'll have to get around to it.

I'm cool with being a werewolf as long as it's not a lame ass Twilight werewolf.

This do it for you? Dude is pretty ripped in his human form and tends to go shirtless a lot, but it seems like half the cast of the series has little/no nudity taboo. 

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[Sirus]

I wonder how many Gigahitlers of evil I could produce by punching the pope into the sun...

Not as many as you'd think, probably

Now, if you punched say, Gandhi into the sun...

[kaijyuu]

I wonder how many Gigahitlers of evil I could produce by punching the pope into the sun...

About 1.21 Gigahitlers, which coincidentally is enough to power this time machine I made.

By the way, could you do me a favor?

[Xantalos]

I forget what's above gigahitlers, though. Megastalins, I think?

[Wrex]

600 lbs of snarling fury, my friend, great for mass destruction.


Xantalos, I think it would be Tetramaos.

[Flying Dice]

I wonder how many Gigahitlers of evil I could produce by punching the pope into the sun...

About 1.21 Gigahitlers, which coincidentally is enough to power this time machine I made.

By the way, could you do me a favor?

Silly, if MZ goes into the past to kill Hitler by punching your time machine, he'll create a paradox because you won't have been able to tell him how hard to punch.


Incidentally, how many Gigahitlers must be generated to kill Goku?

[OREOSOME]

Wait, Which pope?  I mean, some of them were upstanding people, but others... Well, they easily obtained Gigahitlers on their own.(Pope Urban II comes to mind)

[Sirus]

I forget what's above gigahitlers, though. Megastalins, I think?

No no no, you're mixing up your measurements. You don't go from, say, a kilometer to a league. The next unit is a terahitler.

[Flying Dice]

John Paul II, perhaps?

"3 Crusades didn't work? LOL DO IT AGAIN."

"Jerusalem? What's that? LOL CONSTANTINOPLE, TITS NO IDOLATRY OR GTFO."

[MaximumZero]

Wait, Which pope?  I mean, some of them were upstanding people, but others... Well, they easily obtained Gigahitlers on their own.(Pope Urban II comes to mind)

Our current pope. That's the only one I measure. I inherently don't trust time travel devices since the last time, and we created MSH.