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[Xantalos]

On the topic of the bacon thing...

[Hanslanda]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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Guys, we gotta do it. Start a nuclear war right now, before this shit gets any worse.

[Wrex]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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Guys, we gotta do it. Start a nuclear war right now, before this shit gets any worse.

I think If I bit, say, two dozen guys at random it should do it.

[Sirus]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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Guys, we gotta do it. Start a nuclear war right now, before this shit gets any worse.

Just so long as we get our Mars colony/mountainhome before the bombs fall...

[Hanslanda]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

...
Guys, we gotta do it. Start a nuclear war right now, before this shit gets any worse.

I think If I bit, say, two dozen guys at random it should do it.

Okay. I'll bite a couple too. Women though. I'm not really into biting men.

[Xantalos]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

...
Guys, we gotta do it. Start a nuclear war right now, before this shit gets any worse.

I'd suggest freeing me, but I'm feeling lazy and I just want to watch the rampage. Besides, my prison is far too strong to be broken for at least a couple millennia.

[Hanslanda]

But I have the Necronomicon and your True Name written on a Arby's napkin.

[Wrex]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

...
Guys, we gotta do it. Start a nuclear war right now, before this shit gets any worse.

I think If I bit, say, two dozen guys at random it should do it.

Okay. I'll bite a couple too. Women though. I'm not really into biting men.

Have I infected you yet? If not, i'll have to get around to it.

[kaijyuu]

Hey now, I'm busy corrupting Hans. I'm not sure two corruptions can be done at the same time.

But if they can, go right ahead~

[Xantalos]

But I have the Necronomicon and your True Name written on a Arby's napkin.

I tried that once and I got recaptured by some hero thing sacrificing himself to put me back. And then one of my competitors in the soul-renting business locked some extra bindings around it. You'd need at least 1000 gigahitlers of evil to break me out now.

[Hanslanda]

Damn it, I've got the 2.5 Edition of the Necronomicon, which only has about 4 gigahitlers of evil.

Have I infected you yet? If not, i'll have to get around to it.

I'm cool with being a werewolf as long as it's not a lame ass Twilight werewolf.

Hey now, I'm busy corrupting Hans. I'm not sure two corruptions can be done at the same time.

But if they can, go right ahead~

Technically three, since I read Xantalos' posts. That has to be hitting my SAN score pretty heavily.

[RedWarrior0]

But I have the Necronomicon and your True Name written on a Arby's napkin.

I tried that once and I got recaptured by some hero thing sacrificing himself to put me back. And then one of my competitors in the soul-renting business locked some extra bindings around it. You'd need at least 1000 gigahitlers of evil to break me out now.

Gigahitlers? Not familiar with the Imperial system's evilness measurements.

Hey, what happens if Wrex bites you?

[kisame12794]

Bad stuff I assume.

[Xantalos]

Damn it, I've got the 2.5 Edition of the Necronomicon, which only has about 4 gigahitlers of evil.

Have I infected you yet? If not, i'll have to get around to it.

I'm cool with being a werewolf as long as it's not a lame ass Twilight werewolf.

Hey now, I'm busy corrupting Hans. I'm not sure two corruptions can be done at the same time.

But if they can, go right ahead~

Technically three, since I read Xantalos' posts. That has to be hitting my SAN score pretty heavily.

I agree against the Twilight werewolf scenario. Alternatively, if you made Twilight the world religion and sacrificed human lives to it, that could free me. But no one would stoop that low.

[Sirus]

But I have the Necronomicon and your True Name written on a Arby's napkin.

I tried that once and I got recaptured by some hero thing sacrificing himself to put me back. And then one of my competitors in the soul-renting business locked some extra bindings around it. You'd need at least 1000 gigahitlers of evil to break me out now.

Gigahitlers? Not familiar with the Imperial system's evilness measurements.

Hmm? What's the metric measurement?