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[Frumple]

In daily WTF, coming back from trip grandfather decided he'd rather piss himself than stop at a rest stop. Still not quite sure what the fuck to think about that.

Eh, he probably just thought he could hold it. Getting old sucks. I don't blame people for being in denial about their lessened capabilities, even in cases like these.

No, he'd mentioned needing to go well before seeing the rest stop sign, and despite multiple "Hey, you can stop, you should stop"s directly stated that he'd just pee himself instead. Before actually reaching the rest stop turn off. And then driving right past. There wasn't any denial involved.

[Lagslayer]

Mahjong's for four players.

I thought Mahjong was one player?

Unless there's a two player variant, like Solitaire.

I see you have never watched a certain show...

Or read certain mangas...

Mahjong = solitaire. Adding more players doesn't really alter the experience.

[RedWarrior0]

Mahjong's for four players.

I thought Mahjong was one player?

Unless there's a two player variant, like Solitaire.

I see you have never watched a certain show...

Or read certain mangas...

Mahjong = solitaire. Adding more players doesn't really alter the experience.

My head. It explodes with the force of my desk. Although, to be fair, I had no idea an actual Mahjong game (i.e. not solitaire) existed until it was brought up, probably in this thread.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahjong

[Flying Dice]

Yeah. Computer Mahjong is to real Mahjong what computer Solitare is to Bridge or Hearts.

[Lagslayer]

Was not aware mahjong tiles were treated as basically playing cards are in the west. My opinion of the Mahjong concept is elevated somewhat, but not just because it's exotic or something stupid like that.

[JoshuaFH]

I had completely forgotten that most people are probably only familiar with Mahjong solitaire from crappy free time waster games found on computers.

By the way, I was referencing Legend of Koizumi:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIO4Uw36-JE

I just wanted to point that out to stifle further confusion in what the hell I was making an esoteric in-joke to. Watch it even if you hate anime, it's just absurd and awesome.

[kaijyuu]

Yeah. Computer Mahjong is to real Mahjong what computer Solitare is to Bridge or Hearts.

* kaijyuu has gained some education today.

[RedWarrior0]

More like Rummy or a variant thereof.

[Yoink]

Edit: [INSERT SLEEP-DEPRIVED DERPAGE HERE]

[kaijyuu]

I saw what you posted and have mentally filed away your mistake for blackmail purposes.

[Xantalos]

I saw what you posted and have mentally filed away your mistake for blackmail purposes.

[Yoink]

D: Noes!

..Wait, wait. Back up, fellas. Two(three?) can play that game! You agree to erase those files from your minds or I shall unleash the rambly wall off nonsense I spent hours typing last night! I HAVE YOU OUTGUNNED

[kaijyuu]

It doesn't have to come to that. You just send me one million dollars in unmarked bills, and we can pretend nothing ever happened.

[Wrex]

It doesn't have to come to that. You just send me one million dollars in unmarked bills, and we can pretend nothing ever happened.

And if not, well.....Kai, you know where to find me.

[Xantalos]

I'll call the blackmail off for a favor in the future.