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[MonkeyHead]

How do you even go about smelling your own bellybutton anyway?

[The Darkling Wolf]

Insert finger into bellybutton, smell finger.

[MonkeyHead]

Ah, indirectly.

[Descan]

Yes, that.

And kind of... wet? Maybe. And mildewy? I dunno, just weird...

[Loud Whispers]

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/tycoon-offers-65m-man-woos-gay-daughter-131542681--abc-news-topstories.html

A Chinese business tycoon is offering 500 million hk dollars ($65 million us dollars) to the man who can seduce his daughter away from her wife, who she recently wed in Paris.

1. Get married to dude.
2. Split money 70/30
3. Go out with girlfriend anyways
4. ???
5. Profit

[Truean]

Gentlemen, if you'll excuse me...I have an "assignment" in Hong Kong to attend to.
*manly strides*

Wait....this means I have to learn Cantonese, doesn't it? Sorry, Chief....Big Red is gonna have to sit this one out.

With that much money/fame/what have you on the line, I'd hire an interpreter.

Honestly I think this was an episode of American Dad. H and J were gonna get married and Stan said he'd pay $50,000 to anybody who would stop the wedding. Right on que, the whole town goes nuts trying to stop the wedding/get the money. Jeff stops his own wedding or so it seems, and claims the reward, then runs off with Haley. It would've worked too, except Rodger decided to follow them wherever they went and make the most annoying sound in history. Didn't work for Rodger either, as they spent the $50,000 trying (and failing) to get away from Rodger.

[Loud Whispers]

http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/boy-survives-most-poisonous-snake-bite-050429241.html
Kid in Australia gets bitten by a venomous snake, is saved by the doctors. Weird part? The snake wasn't even a native Aussie snake.

Ausmosis. The flowing of venomous creatures in an upward gradient to an area of low concentration.

Oh and Yahoo, that's a venomous snake, not a poisonous snake.....

[The Darkling Wolf]

Yeah, he'd have needed to eat the snake to cause risk were it poisonous

[Darvi]

Maybe the snake bit him... in his stomach!

[kisame12794]

DUN DUN DUN!

[Loud Whispers]

Maybe the snake bit him... in his stomach!

So, it has Australia'd to this.

[Lagslayer]

Yes, that.

And kind of... wet? Maybe. And mildewy? I dunno, just weird...

Best get that cleaned out, lest it get infected. Unless it already is.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Yes, that.

And kind of... wet? Maybe. And mildewy? I dunno, just weird...

Best get that cleaned out, lest it get infected. Unless it already is.

Just get some soap or whatever on your finger and clean it daily for a while. As long as you don't cut it by mistake you'll be safe, but you definitely want to clean it. I had it happen before, with a fishy smell. Eww.

[Descan]

Yeah, kind of fishy smell. >_>

[RedWarrior0]

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/tycoon-offers-65m-man-woos-gay-daughter-131542681--abc-news-topstories.html

A Chinese business tycoon is offering 500 million hk dollars ($65 million us dollars) to the man who can seduce his daughter away from her wife, who she recently wed in Paris.

1. Get married to dude.
2. Split money 70/30
3. Go out with girlfriend anyways
4. ???
5. Profit

What if the man who woos her away is MTF trans and gets the operation right after succeeding?