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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14472834 times)

miauw62

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17745 on: September 27, 2012, 11:09:35 am »
Nah, i just told him during lunch.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17746 on: September 27, 2012, 11:22:47 am »
Seems awfully complicated to me. I just mash my books into my bag with little care for if there's already something in the way. Totally unrelated, but all my books and papers are in terribly condition for some reason.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17747 on: September 27, 2012, 11:55:41 am »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17748 on: September 27, 2012, 11:56:46 am »
Quote from: Truean on September 27, 2012, 11:55:41 am
I will never understand why people seem to keep showing up to court high as a kite.

Thank god this one wasn't mine, but I just sorta had that feeling of sheer horror for a second there.
You know that feeling you get when you see something so painful it hurts to look at it: yeah.


Hehe, I'm a pretty severe addict and even I know better than to go to court messed up.


Also, their 'reasoning' goes like this:
Shit, I'm stressed out about court. I better get high to calm myself down.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17749 on: September 27, 2012, 12:06:45 pm »
Yeah. If they're all nervous and shit, people will suspect them. Whereas nobody will suspect a thing if they're baked, because they can totally play it cool, maaaaaaan.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17750 on: September 27, 2012, 12:24:54 pm »
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/tycoon-offers-65m-man-woos-gay-daughter-131542681--abc-news-topstories.html

A Chinese business tycoon is offering 500 million hk dollars ($65 million us dollars) to the man who can seduce his daughter away from her wife, who she recently wed in Paris.
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« Reply #17751 on: September 27, 2012, 12:30:19 pm »
I'm not gonna lie... that's... that's kind of hilarious.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17752 on: September 27, 2012, 12:33:54 pm »
Her response is classic. "Yeah, he's just calling me out because he wants attention. It's whatever."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17753 on: September 27, 2012, 12:35:30 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17754 on: September 27, 2012, 12:38:14 pm »
It sounds like the plot of a bad romantic comedy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17755 on: September 27, 2012, 01:24:29 pm »
Quote from: Nadaka on September 27, 2012, 12:38:14 pm
It sounds like the plot of a bad excellent romantic comedy.
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« Reply #17756 on: September 27, 2012, 01:51:22 pm »
Gentlemen, if you'll excuse me...I have an "assignment" in Hong Kong to attend to.
*manly strides*

Wait....this means I have to learn Cantonese, doesn't it? Sorry, Chief....Big Red is gonna have to sit this one out.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17757 on: September 27, 2012, 01:57:10 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on September 27, 2012, 01:51:22 pm
Gentlemen, if you'll excuse me...I have an "assignment" in Hong Kong to attend to.
*manly strides*

Wait....this means I have to learn Cantonese, doesn't it? Sorry, Chief....Big Red is gonna have to sit this one out.
With that much money/fame/what have you on the line, I'd hire an interpreter.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17758 on: September 27, 2012, 02:06:00 pm »
Why does my belly button smell weird?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17759 on: September 27, 2012, 02:06:23 pm »
Quote from: Descan on September 27, 2012, 02:06:00 pm
Why does my belly button smell weird?

Define... weird?
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Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back...
I don't care cause I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me...

I turned myself into a monster, to fight against the monsters of the world.
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