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[Tellemurius]

*glares intently, throws a shoe!*

[Xantalos]

*glares intently, throws a shoe!*

If you are not Eddie Murphy's mother, I fear you not.

[MaximumZero]

Damn, my only weakness! Very well. *Dispell masquerade, attack with tentacles*
Freunlaven!

There, now that's a little more appropriate.

[Hanslanda]

Damn, my only weakness! Very well. *Dispell masquerade, attack with tentacles*
Freunlaven!

There, now that's a little more appropriate.

Indeed.

Which one are you again? I'd guess by the 'H' that it's Hastur.

Nyarlothep.

[Xantalos]

Ah, the Cosmic Troll. Did Eduard Kihl arrive yet? Treat him well, man. Dude trolled billions.

[Loud Whispers]

Ah, the Cosmic Troll. Did Eduard Kihl arrive yet? Treat him well, man. Dude trolled billions.

Never can I yeyeye nor trololo without a tear reaching my eye these days...

[Hanslanda]

Ah, the Cosmic Troll. Did Eduard Kihl arrive yet? Treat him well, man. Dude trolled billions.

Eduard has a beautiful palace with nice reverb effects for when he sings. He brings a tear to the multiplicity of horrific eyes covering my true form.

[Tellemurius]

*glares intently, throws a shoe!*

If you are not Eddie Murphy's mother, I fear you not.

Would you fear me if knowing that i been MMA training?

[MaximumZero]

I need to get back on top of that if we're ever going to have our epic cage match.

[Xantalos]

*glares intently, throws a shoe!*

If you are not Eddie Murphy's mother, I fear you not.

Would you fear me if knowing that i been MMA training?

Eddie Murphy's mother can knock a roomful of bearsharks out with a shoe. I fear her more.

[Yoink]

Back on the topic of embarassing memories, it seems like my ENTIRE FREAKING CHILDHOOD was just one BIG, PAINFUL SLIDESHOW OF EMBARASSMENTS.

Y'know, I typed out a whole, several-paragraph wall of text on the subject of embarassing childhood memories just before.
I think I was mid-way through Sixth grade when I though, 'what the heck am I doing? Who would ever want to read this?! What the hell, brain.'
And then I stopped. Suffice it to say, lots of embarassments. Which I can still remember in detail. Urk.

[Flying Dice]

We all want to because we want plenty of company in the room of painful childhood memories. 

[Hanslanda]

We all want to because we want plenty of company in the room of painful childhood memories. 

This. I remember one time a girl was like, "I like you." And I was like, "Really?" And she was like, "No, him."
And another time I was playing tag, and the kid ran up a slide. I chased him up it, and his foot slipped off and right into my face. Knocked a tooth out, my whole face was bleeding. Actually, that was pretty epic now that I think about it.

[miauw62]

Told a  friend that i put my books for school in the order i have those lessons. He WTF'd. My WTF is that he wtf'd and said that i have too much time.
IT ONLY TAKES A GODDAMN MINUTE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CONVIENT GODDAMNIT D:

[Ultimuh]

Told a friend that i put my books for school in the order i have those lessons. He WTF'd. My WTF is that he wtf'd and said that i have too much time.
IT ONLY TAKES A GODDAMN MINUTE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CONVIENT GODDAMNIT D:

He's just lazy. 
And apearantly he got too much time as well, as he seem to question whatever it is you do.