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[Xantalos]

Scumbag mortal brain says: Hey. Remember the one time you made a girl cry in preschool? Me: FUCK OFF BRAIN I SAID SORRY LIKE 50 TIMES

[MaximumZero]

Brain: Hey, remember that thing you did when you were like, 6?
Me: No, I was hit by a car and it fucked up my memory.
Brain: Oh, right, I forgot.

[Wrex]

Brain: Hey, remember that thing you did when you were like, 6?
Me: No, I was hit by a car and it fucked up my memory.
Brain: Oh, right, I forgot.

I'm pretty sure you punched the car so hard the resulting shockwave caused damage not entirely unlike a car accident.

[Hanslanda]

Brain: Hey, remember that thing you did when you were like, 6?
Me: No, I was hit by a car and it fucked up my memory.
Brain: Oh, right, I forgot.

I'm pretty sure you punched the car so hard the resulting shockwave caused damage not entirely unlike a car accident.

MZ: He'll even facepunch cars.

[MaximumZero]

Ha, I wish. I wasn't facepunching yet when I got hit.

The docs reported no damage, but my brainz just hasn't been the same ever since.

[MaximumZero]

Nah. That part was caused by actual damage to my brainz. I was wrestling with an uncle of mine when I was like, 4 or 5, and he pushed me. I fell on a bedframe that had exposed nails (they were covered by a blanket) and they punched through the back of my head. I wound up with a little bit of scarring on my occipital lobe, and it makes it hard to tell people (and similar things, like pens v pencils) apart.

[MaximumZero]

Do you know how hard it is to try to eat Rice Krispies when you're not fully awake and you've grabbed a fork instead of a spoon?

[Hanslanda]

Ha, I wish. I wasn't facepunching yet when I got hit.

The docs reported no damage, but my brainz just hasn't been the same ever since.

One time, I was in the bed of my friend's truck shooting off fireworks (I was sober o.O ) and we hit a tree going about forty mph. I hit my face a nice, safe oblique angle that saved my brain from splattering across various surfaces. Oh, I hit my face on a locked coleman toolbox, the big steel-plated kind. I opened it with my face. The only 'damage' I could discern was my teeth ripped up the inside of my lips on the left side pretty roughly, one of my front teeth was cracked, and I almost certainly had a serious concussion.
My friend said I was unconscious for several minutes, so I almost certainly have some good brain damage goin' on.

[Xantalos]

Ha, I wish. I wasn't facepunching yet when I got hit.

The docs reported no damage, but my brainz just hasn't been the same ever since.

One time, I was in the bed of my friend's truck shooting off fireworks (I was sober o.O ) and we hit a tree going about forty mph. I hit my face a nice, safe oblique angle that saved my brain from splattering across various surfaces. Oh, I hit my face on a locked coleman toolbox, the big steel-plated kind. I opened it with my face. The only 'damage' I could discern was my teeth ripped up the inside of my lips on the left side pretty roughly, one of my front teeth was cracked, and I almost certainly had a serious concussion.
My friend said I was unconscious for several minutes, so I almost certainly have some good brain damage goin' on.

MZ facepunches, Hanslanda punchfaces.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Nah. That part was caused by actual damage to my brainz. I was wrestling with an uncle of mine when I was like, 4 or 5, and he pushed me. I fell on a bedframe that had exposed nails (they were covered by a blanket) and they punched through the back of my head. I wound up with a little bit of scarring on my occipital lobe, and it makes it hard to tell people (and similar things, like pens v pencils) apart.

I imagine your uncle panicked gloriously.

[Hanslanda]

Ha, I wish. I wasn't facepunching yet when I got hit.

The docs reported no damage, but my brainz just hasn't been the same ever since.

One time, I was in the bed of my friend's truck shooting off fireworks (I was sober o.O ) and we hit a tree going about forty mph. I hit my face a nice, safe oblique angle that saved my brain from splattering across various surfaces. Oh, I hit my face on a locked coleman toolbox, the big steel-plated kind. I opened it with my face. The only 'damage' I could discern was my teeth ripped up the inside of my lips on the left side pretty roughly, one of my front teeth was cracked, and I almost certainly had a serious concussion.
My friend said I was unconscious for several minutes, so I almost certainly have some good brain damage goin' on.

MZ facepunches, Hanslanda punchfaces.

Headbutts: When you're not afraid of brain damage, they are glorious.

[kisame12794]

On the subject of herp, I did a backflip off a swingset, and dug a nice trench with my face. Ow.

[The Darkling Wolf]

I once did a swan dive off a swingset and broke both my wrists.

[kaijyuu]

* kaijyuu has never had any serious injuries.

I fell off my bike once and had a nice swollen bump on my forehead. I think that's the worst of my cranial injuries. Only broken bone I've ever had was a cracked rib from coughing.

[Tellemurius]

I did a front flip on my bike and knocked myself out on a tree root top of my head giving me a concussion