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[Loud Whispers]

http://news.yahoo.com/2-marines-court-martialed-urination-case-183621872.html

The comments. Every one that I have read so far has been outraged that US soldiers are not allowed to pee on dead taliban and post videos of it online.

Yahoo comments are basically youtube comments done by everyone who reads the Daily Mail. Please consult your local doctor before reading.

[RedKing]

To steal a phrase from Penny Arcade, the comments section of Yahoo "can be likened to the bottom of the Internet barrel.  Actually, it's like if the bottom of the barrel had it's own barrel, with another bottom altogether, that then dripped on an ocean of diseased rats which then leapt into a rank sewer."

[Darvi]

You mean it's infectious? Sheeeeeeet!

[Vorthon]

It's like a digital form of SCP-008. Only worse.

... I say we sic Bright on 'em.

[Loud Whispers]

Yahoo comments: after observing them, you need liberal application of brain bleach immediately, and a course with a psychiatrist, else you risk going insane and becoming a yahoo commenter.

It's pretty much the same people twitting about their social medium, reverberating their own very "unique" opinions to each other. Eventually they believe themselves right because they see others agreeing.

[Darvi]

... we could post pics of 370...

[Vorthon]

...The mental image of Bright infected by the Yahoo! plague is terrifying.

[Darvi]

Thought experiment: unleash 732 on Yahoo.

[Darvi]

Well yeah I was just thinking if we could get rid of th*ç%"I ROXXORS YOU CANOT DEFEAT ME I AM TEH UBERZ"$*ç! oh goddamit.

[olemars]

China's Most Terrifying Theme Park

That China would host an incredibly fun, dangerous theme park is not surprising. I hiked the Great Wall in sections where it was a 30-foot fall into thickets of briars on either side, with no handrails and half the wall collapsed. But this part was my WTF:

Those who prefer a less stressful experience are invited to take a seat and witness some of the finest, most bizarre entertainment on offer in the People’s Republic: the North American Lumbering Burlesque Show. In this, two teams of suspiciously Russian-looking cowboys and girls compete against each other by throwing axes at targets, waving around large chainsaws and alternating between fist fighting and folk dancing. The promotional material promises the audiences will “harvest limitless pleasures”. It is not wrong.

That's some... interesting stereotyping they got going on.

So is this.

[OREOSOME]

A comment from a youtube video: "dont all u people out there just fucking hate people who r sooo stuck up with there fucking grades all the time? i mean like who the fuck needs grades when you have swag? fucking nerds who think grades get you everything, NO swag fucking does! where the hell do u expect to get a girlfirend these days, thats right with SWAG.my parents r like angry at me for getting es anf fs but serisouly i dont need fucking grades if i got swag. fuck u nerds enjoy gettin picked on idiots, swag rules the world!" Kill me, and him, NOW.

[MaximumZero]

So, I walked into a little store, and the cashier was watching tv. No big deal, I guess. Suddenly, I hear, "NO PONY BREAKS A PINKY PROMISE!"

I was in a liquor store.

[Vorthon]

A comment from a youtube video: "dont all u people out there just fucking hate people who r sooo stuck up with there fucking grades all the time? i mean like who the fuck needs grades when you have swag? fucking nerds who think grades get you everything, NO swag fucking does! where the hell do u expect to get a girlfirend these days, thats right with SWAG.my parents r like angry at me for getting es anf fs but serisouly i dont need fucking grades if i got swag. fuck u nerds enjoy gettin picked on idiots, swag rules the world!" Kill me, and him, NOW.

... He's obviously never heard of Bill Gates.

Also, it seems we have a specimen of Homo Erectus transposed into the modern era.

[kaijyuu]

Oreo, while it's certainly possible that youtube comment is legit, it's also possible it's satirical. It's impossible to tell on youtube, so my suggestion is to assume the one that retains the most of your own sanity. Assume the guy is joking.

[Levi]

Suddenly, I hear, "NO PONY BREAKS A PINKY PROMISE!"

Even stranger is how a pony can pinky promise when all it has is hooves.  HOW DOES THAT WORK YO?