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[Tellemurius]

* MaximumZero beats GreatOrder with a stick.

The odd thing about this is is it seemed to have unearthed this old in-joke of mine involving overpowering people with Egyptian sticks...

I imagined him as Cartman

[Mephansteras]

Viking Shock Slayer

Why isn't this a thing? No, Skyrim doesn't count.

Wouldn't that be Rune?

[Sirus]

Had a couple of weird moments of lightheadedness today while driving. Dunno where they came from, but good thing they happened at red lights

[Truean]

So I'm at some smallish down town square festival thing today, mostly cause of Kiwanis, Lion's Club, and Rotary. Though I must confess, given that there were no less than 4 Gyro stands and I don't even know how many funnel cake vendors, the reasons are endless.... Endless I say!

Anyhow, I'm just walking around, and some random kid, who was maybe ... 14... I guess ... comes up to me outta nowhere and and says, "Hey, you look like an undercover cop."

I have to say I'm not sure how to respond to that one. I had on black pants, collared shirt (sorta grey, perhaps a bit sliver). What's kinda odd is that I'm pretty much the exact opposite of an undercover cop (defense attorney). So? I mean, I dunno. Maybe the "conservative straight guy disguise," truly is working that well. I also got hit on by some woman today. It was an odd "hi cutie; bye cutie" as I walked past. Twas odd, no thank you. I do not swing that way, though clearly I'm not saying that.

[Aklyon]

So apparently, the EU is better at putting together ridiculous proposals than congress is. I'd congratulate them but this is pretty much the opposite of what you congratulate people on.

[pisskop]

I wanna tell somebody, and all the old Adventurer threads I used to go to dried up... so:

I played an adventurer in a new world.  They gave me an intown vamp-kill quest.  I thought, "sweet, an easy kill"

He was in a house with 5 buddies.  I call him out, and he procedes to continuously charge and knock me down while decapitating and gutting everybody o.O  uber vamp...

I killeded him with a bag of [40] sunberries...  tore the brain with my awesome dabbling thrower skills.  He had 4 kills in that house.  The other guy is on the floor bleeding out of his broken skull...so 5 kills?

[MaximumZero]

So, I got an email at work today.

Spoiler: Names redacted. Otherwise untouched. (click to show/hide)

Good afternoon [MaximumZero],

This is [SomeDude].

I'm working as the personnel manager of our HR Dept.
Type of Job: collecting
payments from our clients.
 type of work: part-time, 2-5 hours weekly

We offer:
- Training and seminars.
- Salary is $3k monthly.
- Wage+bonus pay.

This job
will be the good complement to your main work.
FYI: No investing from our employees. Not
sales.
Candidates should not buy anything to start.
Please visit pages below to find additional information
about our Travel Agency:

http://www.miki.co.uk/

To view our web site remove the spaces near the slash marks


If you are ready,
reply me for the next step of the process
as soon as possible.

Best regards
[SomeDude]
Miki Travel Limited

Between me getting the first email, and getting home five hours later, I got three more emails from him begging for a response.

Spoiler: My reply. (click to show/hide)

[SomeDude],

Hello! I did receive your message, and have been doing my best to research Miki Travel Limited. I am curious about your company, and the exact details of the position offered. I am also curious as to where you found my information. Mostly, I am curious to find out what talents of mine that you would utilize, and how, given that, according to your website, there are no affiliated offices for Miki Travel anywhere on the continent I currently inhabit.

Please, sate my curiosity. I'm looking forward to hearing from you,

--[MaximumZero]

I have a feeling that this is going to turn into one of those Nigerian Prince Scam things. The company looks legit, but WTF?

[Kamin]

So, I got an email at work today.

Spoiler: Names redacted. Otherwise untouched. (click to show/hide)

Good afternoon [MaximumZero],

This is [SomeDude].

I'm working as the personnel manager of our HR Dept.
Type of Job: collecting
payments from our clients.
 type of work: part-time, 2-5 hours weekly

We offer:
- Training and seminars.
- Salary is $3k monthly.
- Wage+bonus pay.

This job
will be the good complement to your main work.
FYI: No investing from our employees. Not
sales.
Candidates should not buy anything to start.
Please visit pages below to find additional information
about our Travel Agency:

http://www.miki.co.uk/

To view our web site remove the spaces near the slash marks


If you are ready,
reply me for the next step of the process
as soon as possible.

Best regards
[SomeDude]
Miki Travel Limited

Between me getting the first email, and getting home five hours later, I got three more emails from him begging for a response.

Spoiler: My reply. (click to show/hide)

[SomeDude],

Hello! I did receive your message, and have been doing my best to research Miki Travel Limited. I am curious about your company, and the exact details of the position offered. I am also curious as to where you found my information. Mostly, I am curious to find out what talents of mine that you would utilize, and how, given that, according to your website, there are no affiliated offices for Miki Travel anywhere on the continent I currently inhabit.

Please, sate my curiosity. I'm looking forward to hearing from you,

--[MaximumZero]

I have a feeling that this is going to turn into one of those Nigerian Prince Scam things. The company looks legit, but WTF?

Scam scam scam scam-scam scam scam (to the tune of Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby")

[Descan]

Personally, I would have gone with the spam-loving Viking song from Monty Python for the tune.

[MaximumZero]

Sausage and scam?

[Descan]

Yes OuO

[Siquo]

Scam scam scam scam-scam scam scam (to the tune of Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby")

You sure it's not Bohemian Rhapsody from Glee?

[Lord Inquisitor]

dog beer 1 meat flavour

Dog Beer 2 meat flavour

Dog Beer 3 beef and chicken flavours

Beers for dogs seems to be rather popular. The cant have real beers as in contains hops. Strickly all above are not beer as no hops.
Alcohol is not a real problem, see animals if they get to windblown before you do, esp elphants and cows. You think you mate is trouble drunk try a bull.

[penguinofhonor]

That dog-friendly pub sounds like an amazing place to hang out.

[Urist Imiknorris]

DOG BEER DOG BEER DOG BEER DOG BEER