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[Sirus]

People shave their armpits? I never even think about mine unless I'm applying deodorant.

[kaijyuu]

I just want to be able to lift my arm without it looking like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

[RedKing]

I just want to be able to lift my arm without it looking like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

Option B: Affix a pair of small googly eyes to each pit, so it totally looks like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

[kaijyuu]

Well I supposed that would make a good conversation piece.

"I named this one George!"

[Levi]

I just want to be able to lift my arm without it looking like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

Option B: Affix a pair of small googly eyes to each pit, so it totally looks like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

Oh man, suddenly I want to get a girlfriend so I can totally pull this gag on her.

[MaximumZero]

People shave their armpits? I never even think about mine unless I'm applying deodorant.

I do, to keep down on BO. My deodorants lasts about 9 months between sticks.

[pisskop]

I would never dream of shaving my armpits... of all the things I would my armpit are not one of them.

[Tellemurius]

I just want to be able to lift my arm without it looking like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

Option B: Affix a pair of small googly eyes to each pit, so it totally looks like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

Oh man, suddenly I want to get a girlfriend so I can totally pull this gag on her.

Bets on how long that relationship lasts after that encounter?

[Levi]

I just want to be able to lift my arm without it looking like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

Option B: Affix a pair of small googly eyes to each pit, so it totally looks like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

Oh man, suddenly I want to get a girlfriend so I can totally pull this gag on her.

Bets on how long that relationship lasts after that encounter?

Its cool, I'm too lazy for anything long term anyway. 

[pisskop]

I just want to be able to lift my arm without it looking like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

Option B: Affix a pair of small googly eyes to each pit, so it totally looks like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

Oh man, suddenly I want to get a girlfriend so I can totally pull this gag on her.

Bets on how long that relationship lasts after that encounter?

IDK, there are kinky people out there.  With enough patience you can find anything that turns you on.

[Tellemurius]

I just want to be able to lift my arm without it looking like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

Option B: Affix a pair of small googly eyes to each pit, so it totally looks like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

Oh man, suddenly I want to get a girlfriend so I can totally pull this gag on her.

Bets on how long that relationship lasts after that encounter?

IDK, there are kinky people out there.  With enough patience you can find anything that turns you on.

"Oh hi George, would you like to meet Bridgette?"

[kaijyuu]

I just want to be able to lift my arm without it looking like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

Option B: Affix a pair of small googly eyes to each pit, so it totally looks like a small furry mammal has gained residence there.

Oh man, suddenly I want to get a girlfriend so I can totally pull this gag on her.

Bets on how long that relationship lasts after that encounter?

IDK, there are kinky people out there.  With enough patience you can find anything that turns you on.

"Oh hi George, would you like to meet Bridgette?"

Eep 

[Euld]

I personally don't find anything wrong with armpit hair :O  Or body hair in general.  Yeah maybe some trimming here or there could keep things nice and neat, but meh, doesn't bother me.

[Lord Inquisitor]

EDIT: Also, the Russians are apparently sitting on top of $1,000,000,000,000,000 worth of asteroid impact diamonds. 

One wonders why on Earth they let the Soviet Union go bankrupt if they had this available to them. Alternately, they could just sell them ALL now, competely refill the Russian state coffers (and make many, many people rich from embezzlement) and completely collapse the world diamond market and put DeBeers and the like out of business.

DeBeers is really going to hate this. Cant really see the fuss over diamonds its like gold and planinium belongs to the scientis not the fecking jewlers.
debeers 1949 not too diffrent nowadays except the scanning is better.

[Levi]

To quote Dr. Evil:

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.