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[Descan]

The jokes old, but the description might have been a little out there~

[kaijyuu]

Ooooh, I get it now. Pan. As in frying pan.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You see, they call pans pans because "pan" means "all across" and pans go all across the heating element. (Note: Complete Bullshit, do not believe.)

[Rose]

My mom tried to hook me up with  16 year old.

What the hell, mom, I'm 25 and not a pedophile.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Why is your mom even trying to hook you up anyway?

[MaximumZero]

My mom tried to hook me up with  16 year old.

What the hell, mom, I'm 25 and not a pedophile.

Ah, you can wait a couple years, right?

[Hanslanda]

My mom tried to hook me up with  16 year old.

What the hell, mom, I'm 25 and not a pedophile.

Ah, you can wait a couple years, right?

Hehe. Better safe than statutory!

[Sirus]

Why is your mom even trying to hook you up anyway?

Why not? Presumably your mom would know what kind of person you like.

[kaijyuu]

Okay parents, I did say I'd be open about everything from now on since I came out of the closet, but I draw the line at telling you my porn fetishes. I'd be hesitant to tell that to a boyfriend until I'd gotten to know them decently well.

[Sirus]

Oh, you told your parents? How'd it go?

[MaximumZero]

My mom tried to hook me up with  16 year old.

What the hell, mom, I'm 25 and not a pedophile.

Ah, you can wait a couple years, right?

Hehe. Better safe than statutory!

Nicely played. High five.

Okay parents, I did say I'd be open about everything from now on since I came out of the closet, but I draw the line at telling you my porn fetishes. I'd be hesitant to tell that to a boyfriend until I'd gotten to know them decently well.

That's...a line that needs to be drawn. Clearly. Wow.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Your parents reactions to this are very strange, kaijyuu. I think you broke them.

[Hanslanda]

Nicely played. High five.

* Hanslanda returns high five

Okay parents, I did say I'd be open about everything from now on since I came out of the closet, but I draw the line at telling you my porn fetishes. I'd be hesitant to tell that to a boyfriend until I'd gotten to know them decently well.

That's...a line that needs to be drawn. Clearly. Wow.

Indeed. I don't even openly acknowledge I know what sex is to my parents. It's... Wierd.

[kaijyuu]

Oh, you told your parents? How'd it go?

Went over like a lead balloon. They're still reeling from it.

Okay parents, I did say I'd be open about everything from now on since I came out of the closet, but I draw the line at telling you my porn fetishes. I'd be hesitant to tell that to a boyfriend until I'd gotten to know them decently well.

That's...a line that needs to be drawn. Clearly. Wow.

It went like this:

"Do you look at porn?"
"Yes."
"What kind?"
"Nothing illegal."
"What kind, though?"
*grimace*

D:

Your parents reactions to this are very strange, kaijyuu. I think you broke them.

I might have.

[Rose]

Why is your mom even trying to hook you up anyway?

Why not? Presumably your mom would know what kind of person you like.

No, she does not know what my type is. Or if she is, she's ignoring it in this case.

What's even better is that this would be a charity case. Her mom re-married and the new dad doesn't want her. I see no way that me getting involved would turn out well.