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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14478494 times)

Vorthon

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16755 on: September 18, 2012, 04:06:16 pm »
The kitten we got a while ago was sitting on my lap. I was shirtless. All of a sudden, the kitten just flips the fuck out and proceeds to bite one of my nipples. What the hell, little orange ball of fluff?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16756 on: September 18, 2012, 04:08:04 pm »
He probably spent days planning that, lulling you into a false sense of security. 
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16757 on: September 18, 2012, 04:08:51 pm »
Just like Kaijyuu
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16758 on: September 18, 2012, 04:24:15 pm »
D:

I only bite nipples if they want me to!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16759 on: September 18, 2012, 04:37:58 pm »
However you formulate master plans to do so.


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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16760 on: September 18, 2012, 04:57:22 pm »
* kaijyuu isn't manipulative like that  :'(
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16761 on: September 18, 2012, 04:58:40 pm »
You aren't? But what about that mysterious Gay Agenda (c) I've heard so much about?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16762 on: September 18, 2012, 05:02:55 pm »
Besides that!
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16763 on: September 18, 2012, 05:03:08 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on September 18, 2012, 04:58:40 pm
You aren't? But what about that mysterious Gay Agenda (c) I've heard so much about?
Clearly a conspiracy to hide the mysterious NWO Agendatm.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16764 on: September 18, 2012, 05:10:39 pm »
No no no, it's not the Gays that want America, they just want the children.

It's the communists that want America.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16765 on: September 18, 2012, 05:13:01 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on September 18, 2012, 05:10:39 pm
No no no, it's not the Gays that want America, they just want the children.

It's the communists that want America.
I thought it was the NaziMuslims that wanted America, so they could spread Sharia law and preach evolution.
Someone out there is gonna take this seriously, and that makes me sad  :-\
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16766 on: September 18, 2012, 05:14:04 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on September 18, 2012, 04:57:22 pm
* kaijyuu isn't manipulative like that  :'(

Oh well. It was almost two for two. Good looking and cunning/manipulative? I'd come sprinting. Fuck cars. Sprinting all the way.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16767 on: September 18, 2012, 05:14:19 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on September 18, 2012, 05:13:01 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on September 18, 2012, 05:10:39 pm
No no no, it's not the Gays that want America, they just want the children.

It's the communists that want America.
I thought it was the NaziMuslims that wanted America, so they could spread Sharia law and preach evolution.
No no, it's the cyber terrorist pirate jews that want to take over the world and convert your children to teh robot gays.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16768 on: September 18, 2012, 05:15:18 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on September 18, 2012, 05:14:04 pm
Quote from: kaijyuu on September 18, 2012, 04:57:22 pm
* kaijyuu isn't manipulative like that  :'(

Oh well. It was almost two for two. Good looking and cunning/manipulative? I'd come sprinting. Fuck cars. Sprinting all the way.
Wait, you want me to be manipulative?

... I can try :X
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16769 on: September 18, 2012, 05:18:15 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on September 18, 2012, 05:15:18 pm
Quote from: Vorthon on September 18, 2012, 05:14:04 pm
Quote from: kaijyuu on September 18, 2012, 04:57:22 pm
* kaijyuu isn't manipulative like that  :'(

Oh well. It was almost two for two. Good looking and cunning/manipulative? I'd come sprinting. Fuck cars. Sprinting all the way.
Wait, you want me to be manipulative?

... I can try :X

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