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[penguinofhonor]

They just need to go up to the first 15 people in line on release day and take them to therapy instead of letting them buy a phone.

[miauw62]

People are waiting days to be in line for an iPhone 5. Plural. Not just one day. Multiple days.

Apple Rabies is a terrible, debilitating disease that you shouldn't make fun of.

Android is better anyway ;P [/bias]
But yeah, i'm not sparing money to buy me a samsung galaxy S III to replace my samsung galaxy mini. (even tough it is failing to update some apps and i cant update the OS)

[RedKing]

This is the pothead dipshit roommate, correct? And you're bothering listening to his bullshit?

I live with him. Sometimes I don't have a choice.

And this is why they provide so many extracurricular activities and clubs on college campuses.
"And another thing about them damn niggers..."
"Oh hey, look at the time! Got a Underwater Rappelling Club meeting. Later."

And where in hell is he from? I don't know of any all-white rural towns down here, except possibly a few isolated spots in the mountains.

Lester, which is apparently near Asheville. He says that you'd have to drive through 20 miles of forest to find a black person.

Ahh. Leicester, actually (but pronounced Lester). 12,514 population as of 2007. I'm calling bullshit on the "no black people". Allthough apparently they don't have any schools higher than elementary in the town. I'd believe that, as it's apparently self-evident.

incidentally, did you say anything back?

A number of things. His response to my indignation was to call me a nigger (I'm pale white), because according to him: "Nigger means ignorant. That's why they called the slaves niggers, because they were ignorant of America." and by disagreeing with him I was thus "being ignorant".

So not only is he racist, but he's a moron who can't even get his racism straight.

Oh hey, well that's a self-correcting problem. Eventually he's gonna bust out the N-word in totally unacceptable circumstnaces, and after the first few times he gets his ass beaten to within an inch of his life maybe he'll done larn a thing or two.

[MaximumZero]

Ahh. Leicester, actually (but pronounced Lester). 12,514 population as of 2007. I'm calling bullshit on the "no black people". Allthough apparently they don't have any schools higher than elementary in the town. I'd believe that, as it's apparently self-evident.

*snrk*

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Oh hey, well that's a self-correcting problem. Eventually he's gonna bust out the N-word in totally unacceptable circumstnaces, and after the first few times he gets his ass beaten to within an inch of his life maybe he'll done larn a thing or two.

I don't think he cares about getting in fights. He's really violent. He talks about all the fights he got in back home, and he and I almost ended up fighting once before (over me obviously non-seriously stating that I'd kick his ass, the over-sensitive dick). He's also talked about how much he wants to beat up his little cousin's boyfriend for getting her pregnant. Oddly, despite everything else he is not opposed to abortion.

He's also one of those "there's niggers, and then there's black people" types.

There are also very few black people at App, I've noticed. Perhaps that's just from living in a city where about half the population is black, but it's actually really weird to see all these white people. There's something I never thought I'd say.

[MaximumZero]

Oh hey, well that's a self-correcting problem. Eventually he's gonna bust out the N-word in totally unacceptable circumstnaces, and after the first few times he gets his ass beaten to within an inch of his life maybe he'll done larn a thing or two.

I don't think he cares about getting in fights.

Man, I wish I lived closer to you guys.

[miauw62]

My Latin teacher spent an entire lesson (50 minutes) with: giving us back our tests and then talking about how you should write the words to learn down on cards and put them in a box (wasting alot of time, imho. especially as i would need 200 cards by now, and over 1000 in total.) then pull them out with the latin word on top, then say the additional info and the translation and put it back in the correct box with the latin word on top.p instead of just getting the word list and covering up the additional info and translation.

But meh, at least it means that i had no Latin today. Tough it seems that they made Latin verbs harder, adding two things that i dont know what they are yet and seem to be semi-random. (thus very hard to remember until i learn what purpose they serve)

[GoombaGeek]

Oh hey, well that's a self-correcting problem. Eventually he's gonna bust out the N-word in totally unacceptable circumstnaces, and after the first few times he gets his ass beaten to within an inch of his life maybe he'll done larn a thing or two.

I don't think he cares about getting in fights.

Man, I wish I lived closer to you guys.

We can be spiritual roughing-it-in-some-forest-somewhere buddies.

Except you probably wake up and have to drag a bear five miles to cook it for breakfast and I just stare at the trees and eat cereal.

[MaximumZero]

Oh hey, well that's a self-correcting problem. Eventually he's gonna bust out the N-word in totally unacceptable circumstnaces, and after the first few times he gets his ass beaten to within an inch of his life maybe he'll done larn a thing or two.

I don't think he cares about getting in fights.

Man, I wish I lived closer to you guys.

We can be spiritual roughing-it-in-some-forest-somewhere buddies.

Except you probably wake up and have to drag a bear five miles to cook it for breakfast and I just stare at the trees and eat cereal.

Fire is usually pretty easy to make on the spot, man. It's keeping it in check that's the hard part.

Also, I mostly would want to live in a place like NC so that I could hand out asswhippings. I would say someplace like Alabama or Louisiana, but I'd quicky grind my fists into stumps in places like that.

[Descan]

Come to Toronto!

We have stupidity of a different flavour.

Mostly economic stupidity.

[Putnam]

I live in Washington! Washington to me means right-wing nutjobs, sand, and various desert plants.

[GlyphGryph]

Wait, Washington has desert!? I thought it was all rainforest and mountains!

[Putnam]

Yeah, Washington is about ~75% desert. That entire area east of the cascades is desert.

[miauw62]

Downloading black mesa.
Standard browser-download. 1 day at 30kB/s.
Bittorrent. Instant-complete.

Da fuq?

E:

Welp. I didnt realize you need the .7zip file too.
At least bittorrent goes at 1.2MB/s instead of 30kB/s

[Hanslanda]

Or wait until he's asleep and beat him with a baseball bat wrapped in some sort of foam or a blanket. Not a thick wrapping mind you... Just enough so you don't leave bruises.