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[Shinotsa]

I feel like I only post in this thread to talk about my email but...

Spoiler: PRIVACY TENTS (click to show/hide)

So I'm looking through my usual email that's usually 90% redacted.


And I'm curious enough from the subject title to click the link...






WHAT

EDIT:
Prices seem to average around $200.

I feel like yelling, "Lady, I can totally see you!"

Shhhh don't give us away

[Nadaka]

Privacy tents: so you can have sex with shy girls while your room mate is in the room.

[Azthor]

Somehow, that tent doesn't seem very comfortable. I suppose you get what you pay for.

[Frumple]

For 200 USD it better be pretty damn comfortable

Seriously though, the comfort of it is probably dependent on the mattress. Which, being dorm room beds the thing attaches to... yeah. Probably not that comfortable. Bring padding.

It's honestly not much more than a jumped up privacy screen that attachs to a bed. Could do the same thing with like, three, maybe four sticks, some duct tape (well, probably zip ties considering general dorm policies), and a few towels or somethin'. Cost like, I'unno, ten bucks? Something like that. Maybe less.

[Shinotsa]

"Hey, that's a pretty nice thing you're working on over there. Really resourceful. Uh... what is it?"

"Masturbatory screen"

"Oooookaaaaaaaaaaay" *backs away slowly*

[Azthor]

For 200 USD it better be pretty damn comfortable

Seriously though, the comfort of it is probably dependent on the mattress. Which, being dorm room beds the thing attaches to... yeah. Probably not that comfortable. Bring padding.

It's honestly not much more than a jumped up privacy screen that attachs to a bed. Could do the same thing with like, three, maybe four sticks, some duct tape (well, probably zip ties considering general dorm policies), and a few towels or somethin'. Cost like, I'unno, ten bucks? Something like that. Maybe less.

Essentially 2nd-rate bed curtains. Granted that I have yet to see a single bed with curtains, it serves its purpose well enough.

[miauw62]

For 200 USD it better be pretty damn comfortable

Seriously though, the comfort of it is probably dependent on the mattress. Which, being dorm room beds the thing attaches to... yeah. Probably not that comfortable. Bring padding.

It's honestly not much more than a jumped up privacy screen that attachs to a bed. Could do the same thing with like, three, maybe four sticks, some duct tape (well, probably zip ties considering general dorm policies), and a few towels or somethin'. Cost like, I'unno, ten bucks? Something like that. Maybe less.

Essentially 2nd-rate bed curtains. Granted that I have yet to see a single bed with curtains, it serves its purpose well enough.

There still is a window of opportunity, i guess.

[Azthor]

I phrased that in an awfully ambiguous way, my bad. I meant to say I've never seen an individual bed with curtains, not that I've never seen a bed with curtains.

[DrPoo]

What about..

MEAT CURTAINS

[Descan]

Oh dear Lord what.

[miauw62]

What about..

MEAT CURTAINS

Iron curtains?

[RedKing]

What about..

MEAT CURTAINS

To borrow a phrase from a friend of mine, the line of good taste is here ---------------------------->|




|<-----------------------and you're way the fuck over there

[kaijyuu]

Which would normally be a good thing on bay12, but not quite so much here.

[Frumple]

Not sure if I'm missing something. Other than short-term (unless the room is very cold?) I'm not sure what's so bad, conceptually, about bacon curtains. They've got a dress. Why not go full furnishing? It's bacon. Cooked, preferably.

Maybe just get some bacon scented candles. I'd be really surprised if they don't make them, somewhere.

[miauw62]

You dont have to be surprised