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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14470132 times)

Xantalos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16410 on: September 14, 2012, 12:32:14 am »

Mostly because none of us have any self-control. Lack of self-control leads to most of the good things in life, like random tangents on the internet and wild org—*hem*
wild organic farming? :P
Yes, all those juicy lemons.
Oh Zod! Not the lemons!
Did somebody call?
Zod vs MaximumHERO! Round 1...FIGHT!
KNEEL.
Hrrg. Hnrf. HNNNNNG! I can't.

Suppose you'll have to settle for a knee to the face. :P
Zod also accepts laying on the back, sitting, or otherwise kneeling before him. Also, phlebtonium dictates that due to Zod's increased molecular density, you break you knee.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16411 on: September 14, 2012, 12:33:19 am »

We just got through talking about org—somethings and lemons, now you're asking MZ to kneel?

Geez, Xantalos. I didn't think we'd loosened our inhibitions that much yet.
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kaijyuu

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16412 on: September 14, 2012, 12:35:01 am »

This is MZ we're talking about. I'm not certain he'd actually have to kneel.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16413 on: September 14, 2012, 12:35:44 am »

According to forum memetics, I may be able to just punch him into the sun.
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Xantalos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16414 on: September 14, 2012, 12:36:19 am »

Inhibitions? What are those? :P Also, twas Zod, not me.
According to forum memetics, I may be able to just punch him into the sun.
*Gains ultimate power*
Thank you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16415 on: September 14, 2012, 12:37:21 am »

According to forum memetics, I think MZ's bones are made of kryptonite and titantium. Mostly kryptonite, because it's really dense.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16416 on: September 14, 2012, 12:38:19 am »

According to forum memetics, I think MZ's bones are made of kryptonite and titantium. Mostly kryptonite, because it's really dense.
...does this mean I can win a boxing match against Superman?
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Xantalos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16417 on: September 14, 2012, 12:39:35 am »

According to forum memetics, I think MZ's bones are made of kryptonite and titantium. Mostly kryptonite, because it's really dense.
...does this mean I can win a boxing match against Superman?
But the only one who can win against Superman is Zod, and that means -

Master.
*kneels*
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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16418 on: September 14, 2012, 12:40:08 am »

Maximum Zero WAS ZOD THE WHOLE TIME!
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MaximumZero

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16419 on: September 14, 2012, 12:41:09 am »

Maximum Zero WAS ZOD THE WHOLE TIME!
MUAHAHAHAHA!

No, but seriously. The whole Phantom Zone thing was just me going on vacation. It's a nice place.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16420 on: September 14, 2012, 12:43:26 am »

And thus is the story of how MZ defeated the imposter Superman and reigned on Earth benevolently.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16421 on: September 14, 2012, 01:06:23 am »

And thus is the story of how MZ defeated the imposter Superman and reigned on Earth benevolently.
And then he said 'no'.

kaijyuu

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16422 on: September 14, 2012, 01:06:56 am »

And that's how the United States of America was founded.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16423 on: September 14, 2012, 01:10:09 am »

MZ is also Benedict Arnold?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #16424 on: September 14, 2012, 02:53:19 am »

I love how the answer to this thread's statement (I guess it isn't a question) is often viewing this thread istelf =D
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