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[Hanslanda]

All that weight went into his arm muscles.

I'm gonna go ahead and dispute that.

Arm bones? You look relatively slim in that picture. It's not the best angle to judge body structure though.

[MaximumZero]

All that weight went into his arm muscles.

I'm gonna go ahead and dispute that.

Arm bones? You look relatively slim in that picture. It's not the best angle to judge body structure though.

I once wore a 14 husky boys pants. Now, I wear a 38 men's. That is all.

[kaijyuu]

So you're like a Rob Liefeld drawing?

[Hanslanda]

Maximum Zero: Making Deadpool look like a bitch since 2011.

[Frumple]

Keep noticing it, but it's getting a little weird. My eyes seem to be slowly turning heterochromatic, sorta'. Left seems to be steadily darkening. They're both still hazel, but the right is now quite a bit lighter.

Worrisome bit is I keep waking up with the left notably bloodshot, while the right still fairly clear. And now the same left seems to be changing shades. Odd stuff, odd stuff, slightly off-putting. Last time I mentioned the bloodshot bit to m'eye doctor fellow he didn't seem to think anything was out of place, but might have to bring it back up again

[MaximumZero]

So you're like a Rob Liefeld drawing?

Only on Bay12.

[SirAaronIII]

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It's just your secret wizard powers emerging.

..Kind of related, when I look at my eyes in the mirror, I think there's this white kind of cover thing at the top of my irises. OH MY GOD AM I GOING BLIND

[Hanslanda]

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It's just your secret wizard powers emerging.

..Kind of related, when I look at my eyes in the mirror, I think there's this white kind of cover thing at the top of my irises. OH MY GOD AM I GOING BLIND

How old are you? Cataracts don't generally start developing til you're fifty ish or so. More seriously, have you been to any tropical countries recently?

[Flying Dice]

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It's just your secret wizard powers emerging.

..Kind of related, when I look at my eyes in the mirror, I think there's this white kind of cover thing at the top of my irises. OH MY GOD AM I GOING BLIND

How old are you? Cataracts don't generally start developing til you're fifty ish or so. More seriously, have you been to any tropical countries recently?

It's a horrific, rare parasite. The only cure is to rip your eyes out with your bare hands and burn them on a sacrificial altar.

Note: Don't actually rip your eyes out and burn them.

[Flying Dice]

Also, that gal I last posted about a hundred(?) pages back? Things are looking up. 

* Flying Dice applauds.

[Hanslanda]

Dinosaurs, in ur brain, blow ur mindz.

But seriously, that's pretty frakking awesome.

[Loud Whispers]

Dinosaurs, in ur brain, blow ur mindz.

But seriously, that's pretty frakking awesome.

My personal words have always been 'making the chances.'

[RedKing]

Dinosaurs, in ur brain, blow ur mindz.

But seriously, that's pretty frakking awesome.

A variant of that I like to use is, "Even if you're one in a million, there are 1300 Chinese just like you."

[Frumple]

Does... does that mean we're going to have to start upping the scale? Should we go to one in ten billion for now, or just hop straight up to a trill'?

[miauw62]

Damn Chinese. I bet some of them evolved into the first copiers.