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[Kamin]

On a related, possibly squicky for some, note, I was surfing da net awhile ago, and my mom was watching TV in the same room. Out of nowhere, she's like, "Hey, I just want to let you know, if you're watching porn, that's okay. Not right now, but you know. Whenever. Just make sure it's legal and all that. I won't get mad if I see it in the history or whatever, as long as it's legal. I don't think you're gay, but if you're into... Gay guys fucking horses or something, just don't download it onto my computer. Get yourself a laptop or something. Anyway, just wanted to tell you that."

What. The. Fuck.

Your father is an extremely lucky man.

[Frumple]

2. I was born in a town with maybe 3,000 people and spent the vast majority of my life in Kentucky, and have picked up something of an accent. Self-depreciating humor is one of the best kinds.

Man, crazy. Your town has like six times the population my town has.

Redneck quota +6? How do you measure these things?

[Scelly9]

2. I was born in a town with maybe 3,000 people and spent the vast majority of my life in Kentucky, and have picked up something of an accent. Self-depreciating humor is one of the best kinds.

Man, crazy. Your town has like six times the population my town has.

Redneck quota +6? How do you measure these things?

My town only has 350 people.

[Frumple]

About two hundred less! Impressive. Perhaps we can combine the populations of our towns into a katamari ball and then be able to roll up dice's into the writhing ball of hicks.

[Hanslanda]

But straight guys fucking horses, that's totally fine.

... I just realized this could actually be a thing. Thank you, Scelly9, for ruining another small part of the sundered innocence I had left.

On a related, possibly squicky for some, note, I was surfing da net awhile ago, and my mom was watching TV in the same room. Out of nowhere, she's like, "Hey, I just want to let you know, if you're watching porn, that's okay. Not right now, but you know. Whenever. Just make sure it's legal and all that. I won't get mad if I see it in the history or whatever, as long as it's legal. I don't think you're gay, but if you're into... Gay guys fucking horses or something, just don't download it onto my computer. Get yourself a laptop or something. Anyway, just wanted to tell you that."

What. The. Fuck.

Your father is an extremely lucky man.

My parents are fucking awesome, to put it simply. My dad told the judge of the Drug Court that he smokes pot. To his face. In court.
And I am product of both of them. o.O I now feel like a superhero.

[Frumple]

Not just could be. Just putting that out there. No more details.

[Scelly9]

About two hundred less! Impressive. Perhaps we can combine the populations of our towns into a katamari ball and then be able to roll up dice's into the writhing ball of hicks.

And meth cookers.

My dad told the judge of the Drug Court that he smokes pot.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

But straight guys fucking horses, that's totally fine.

... I just realized this could actually be a thing. Thank you, Scelly9, for ruining another small part of the sundered innocence I had left.

This is the internet, of course it's a thing. and you're welcome.

[Hanslanda]

My dad told the judge of the Drug Court that he smokes pot.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

But straight guys fucking horses, that's totally fine.

... I just realized this could actually be a thing. Thank you, Scelly9, for ruining another small part of the sundered innocence I had left.

This is the internet, of course it's a thing. and you're welcome.

Yeah... Yeah. He did that. And the judge was like *Shrug*. And I felt a mighty stirring in my blood, as the closest of my ancestors showed how fucking badass he is.
And I realized that motherfucker was in my blood.

Also, yeah. The internet is both miraculous, and monstrous.

[MaximumZero]

My parents were always like, "Yeah, we know you're gonna look at porn. Just keep the sound off and make sure no one else is in the room." Growing up with a single, shared computer sucks.

[Hanslanda]

Indeed. Until you move out, and you're like, "I better be sneaky! Wait... No one's here but me..." *FULL BLAST VOLUME*

"MY GOD WHAT DID I DO?!? The neighbors can hear this! Abort abort abort!"

[kaijyuu]

I tend to turn off the sound anyway. Without it, I merely think it's fake and overacted. With, I know.


Not to mention the background music in some videos. Seriously, what the hell.

[Hanslanda]

Spoiler: Squick, possibly. Just a friendly warning, so I don't get banhammered. :P (click to show/hide)

Funny story. No sound ever while watching those videos, right? Then I get to sleep with someone, and I'm all silent, and they get all wierded out like, "Is it fun for you? Are you liking this? WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET?" And I was like, 'Oh shit, how do I explain this?' because you can't really just say, "I always left the sound off so I don't know what sounds to make."

[kaijyuu]

Haha, I don't have the problem of being too quiet. >.> <.<

[MaximumZero]

Indeed. Until you move out, and you're like, "I better be sneaky! Wait... No one's here but me..." *FULL BLAST VOLUME*

"MY GOD WHAT DID I DO?!? The neighbors can hear this! Abort abort abort!"

Ah, when I had my own place, I didn't give a rat's ass what the neighbors thought. I once nearly got arrested whilst mowing the lawn.

[Hanslanda]

Ah, that sounds like a good story.