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[MetalSlimeHunt]

I think I'd make my codename "Ajax" just to make the Secret Service nervous around me.

[Flying Dice]

Or Benedict Arnold.



Incidentally, eggs benedict? Somehow delicious, despite looking terrible.

[Hanslanda]

Benedict Arnold: Very misunderstood, tragic hero. :/ Poor guy couldn't catch a break.

[Kamin]

Frogs in Space!

[Scelly9]

I would choose "Tango" as a code name. Just to freak out the ex-military guys in my SS.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I would choose "Tango" as a code name. Just to freak out the ex-military guys in my SS.

You'd probably want to go with "Charlie", then.

Actually, you could be "Victor" as the president and have your VP be "Charlie".

[Flying Dice]

Heheh, every assassination attempt would be a comedy routine.



My WTF for the day was someone raging really hard about my new-old Steam U/N (Night of the Living Rednecks).

1. It's a song reference. Well, a "song". It's complicated.
2. I was born in a town with maybe 3,000 people and spent the vast majority of my life in Kentucky, and have picked up something of an accent. Self-depreciating humor is one of the best kinds.

[Sirus]

So it's you! I was wondering who Night of the Living Rednecks was

[Flying Dice]

Heh, that's the second time that's happened today. S'what I get for going by different names on different servers.

[SalmonGod]

Presidents have codenames? o.O

For the Secret Service.

Also for their sex tapes.

Renegade Obama? O_o

Good. God.
Why am I thinking of obama porn now?

Rawhide Reagan is much worse.

You are correct.

Indeed. Very indeed D:

So much... That cannot be unseen...

I read to mean this is a real thing and you've seen it.

[Scelly9]

34 man, it always provides breaks your mind

[Hanslanda]

I read to mean this is a real thing and you've seen it.

Yeah... I frequent some strange websites.

This IS A JOKE.



On a related, possibly squicky for some, note, I was surfing da net awhile ago, and my mom was watching TV in the same room. Out of nowhere, she's like, "Hey, I just want to let you know, if you're watching porn, that's okay. Not right now, but you know. Whenever. Just make sure it's legal and all that. I won't get mad if I see it in the history or whatever, as long as it's legal. I don't think you're gay, but if you're into... Gay guys fucking horses or something, just don't download it onto my computer. Get yourself a laptop or something. Anyway, just wanted to tell you that."

What. The. Fuck.

[Scelly9]

But straight guys fucking horses, that's totally fine.

[kaijyuu]

Hahahahaha


Still a superior to what my parents said. "THAT BAD STOP RIGHT NAOW! KEEP DOING IT AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!" And I believed them.

[Xantalos]

But straight guys fucking horses, that's totally fine.

Jackass sort of did it.