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[Flying Dice]

I can barely handle painting on a 20 ft. ladder balanced on the outer bulkhead of a ship and a small float. I don't even want to think about what the wind would be like up that high.

[DrPoo]

What it says on the box. Results may vary from interest, apathy to terror and/or death.

I love that video,. Watched it a few months ago.

[Loud Whispers]

What it says on the box. Results may vary from interest, apathy to terror and/or death.

I love that video,. Watched it a few months ago.

Yeah it's existed for half a decade or so, but it never loses awe value

[Lagslayer]

What it says on the box. Results may vary from interest, apathy to terror and/or death.

I love that video,. Watched it a few months ago.

Yeah it's existed for half a decade or so, but it never loses awe value

Haha, f*** that job!

[Lord Shonus]

There's someone spamming "My little Pony against X real-world country" threads over in the GiTP forum. I think he's got four of them at the moment.

[kaijyuu]

wat

And ponies would win. At least until the heavy artillery comes out, then they're screwed. I don't think barrier spells would withstand mortar fire.

[Lagslayer]

wat

And ponies would win. At least until the heavy artillery comes out, then they're screwed. I don't think barrier spells would withstand mortar fire.

What about the orbital friendship cannon?

[kaijyuu]

Fanon doesn't count.

[Loud Whispers]

Universe-bending magic tends to make any logical evaluation of X vs Y moot. Because you know, you can't really gauge the effectiveness that the power of friendship has at incinerating heretics.

[Sirus]

wat

And ponies would win. At least until the heavy artillery comes out, then they're screwed. I don't think barrier spells would withstand mortar fire.

Somehow I doubt ponies would be able to do much against assault rifles and grenades

[kaijyuu]

wat

And ponies would win. At least until the heavy artillery comes out, then they're screwed. I don't think barrier spells would withstand mortar fire.

Somehow I doubt ponies would be able to do much against assault rifles and grenades

What about machine guns and missiles?

[Loud Whispers]

wat

And ponies would win. At least until the heavy artillery comes out, then they're screwed. I don't think barrier spells would withstand mortar fire.

Somehow I doubt ponies would be able to do much against assault rifles and grenades

I don't know, just two of their elite ruling class exiled an entire invading force with the power of love. Tbh the bad influence we'd have on them would have dire consequences. All of their pseudo-technology is directed at peaceful purposes.
What would happen if reality warping physics met humanity's undying influence to weaponize everything? If the ponies didn't kill the world, we'd do it. I could just imagine one Unicorn going giga-magic once humans efficiently destroy everything it loved.

[Sirus]

wat

And ponies would win. At least until the heavy artillery comes out, then they're screwed. I don't think barrier spells would withstand mortar fire.

Somehow I doubt ponies would be able to do much against assault rifles and grenades

What about machine guns and missiles?

That's a show like Deadliest Warrior, which is basically fanon. Considering how humanity (or certain sections of it) has been basically immune to overtures of peace and love, I bet a modern military could destroy the ponies in a stand-up battle.

[Darvi]

Security Cyborg -582  [145.9] states, "@^#^. Document the sexuality of the crew in security records and suggest compatible couples."

SS13 has laws for shipping

[Loud Whispers]

That's a show like Deadliest Warrior, which is basically fanon. Considering how humanity (or certain sections of it) has been basically immune to overtures of peace and love, I bet a modern military could destroy the ponies in a stand-up battle.

Easily. But humanity would have to at least wipe their wizords off to extinction before they take example and weaponize their world breaking magics. Actually you'd have to also execute the survivors since it's shown that they can carry all that magic nonsense in latent genes.
So yeah, it wouldn't be a stand up battle. It'd be the mass genocide of civilians followed by a total holocaust. Humanity is good at that stuff.