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[Hanslanda]

Wooo hoo! Ready for another day! Gonna hit on a lesbian all day today.

[Sirus]

I don't think that's how lesbians work O_o

[Darvi]

That's okay, he's secretly gay so it all works out.

[Loud Whispers]

Which is interesting because yours was the only post on this page

(using default forum settings)

What if that was a meta thing, and Kedly is literally the happiest entity in the universe?

Maybe we can harvest the runoff happy...

[Hanslanda]

I don't think that's how lesbians work O_o

Indeed it is not. I'm just foolish and persistent, and she enjoys compliments. It is good training for hitting on heterosexual women though.

That's okay, he's secretly gay so it all works out.

... Two gays do not make a straight... I don't even know where this metaphor was going, but it is a bad place.

[Darvi]

I know, I was just being facetious as always.

[Hanslanda]

I know, I was just being facetious as always.

I had something to say about this, but I just got a text telling me that my lesbian friend had some sort of asthma attack, and she can't breathe right now. She won't be at work with me, and since her girlfriend can't afford to take her to the hospital, they're going to a friend's house to use a breathing machine. Kinda just ruined my day a little. :/

[Darvi]

Well that just killed the mood.

[kaijyuu]

can't afford to take her to the hospital

....


*rage at lack of public healthcare*

[Sirus]

Be sure to hit on her the next time you see her! She could probably use some encouragement after something like that.

[Tellemurius]

I know, I was just being facetious as always.

I had something to say about this, but I just got a text telling me that my lesbian friend had some sort of asthma attack, and she can't breathe right now. She won't be at work with me, and since her girlfriend can't afford to take her to the hospital, they're going to a friend's house to use a breathing machine. Kinda just ruined my day a little. :/

She needs a adrenaline shot before they use the machine

[Hanslanda]

Yeah, sorry. :/ Oh, and I love (the tv show) Coupling. It is an awesome show. That's what I was gonna say.

can't afford to take her to the hospital

....


*rage at lack of public healthcare*

Yeah, and I've got a permanently crippled hand because of that lack. Isn't America great? People dying every day because they don't have the money to live. :/

Be sure to hit on her the next time you see her! She could probably use some encouragement after something like that.

So many ninjas. I always hit on her. It's all playful though, she's my best friend, and I've had friendships ruined because of sex before, so even if she wasn't gay and did want me, I probably wouldn't. Because, I have one friend, and she is it. :/

[Hanslanda]

She needs a adrenaline shot before they use the machine

I'm not entirely sure that is an option my friend. :/ I'll tell them though.

[Sirus]

*has healthcare*
*feels vaguely guilty  *

[kaijyuu]

Because, I have one friend, and she is it. :/

Lies, half of Bay12 probably thinks you a friend, if an internet one.