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[Hanslanda]

Toady One is the only man alive in the whole world. We are simply figments of his imagination during his solipsis.

[Urist Imiknorris]

In the grim future, the Toad controls all.

[Hanslanda]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

[Wrex]

And the trolls will sink to their knees, and beg for the forgiveness of the great one. And He will say "No", and He will smite them.

[Phantom of The Library]

However, I CAN imagine him saying "I'm the Goddamn Toady One." and surrounding context.

Oscar2318: What the fuck ARE YOU?!?
Toady: Me? I'm the GODDAMNED TOADY ONE! *BANHAMMER*

December 21st 2012, Toady reveals that he is, *IN FACT* the original Oscar, and that every single account on bay12 has been the sock puppet troupe all along.
Because there is only one insane escaped lunatic on this forum, and everyone is that one guy.
It's the perfect plan.

So then all of this is merely one giant Oscar-speculation on the part of the Oscars, in an ultimate moment of Oscarony. 

Deep.

[Loud Whispers]

December 21st 2012, Toady reveals that he is, *IN FACT* the original Oscar, and that every single account on bay12 has been the sock puppet troupe all along.
Because there is only one insane escaped lunatic on this forum, and everyone is that one guy.
It's the perfect plan.

So then all of this is merely one giant Oscar-speculation on the part of the Oscars, in an ultimate moment of Oscarony. 

Deep.

Not even Mr. Oscars in his bloodstained sweater will survive the ultimate Oscar of Oscarony.

[Descan]

Still imagining a dirty, green muppet in a trash can.

[Karnewarrior]

Still imagining a dirty, green muppet in a trash can.

Posting random shit in my threads.

If he was a troll he was a really odd and ineffective one; I wasn't mad, just confused. I wasn't sure if he was spamming me or if he was severely autistic.

[Flying Dice]

Still imagining a dirty, green muppet in a trash can.

Posting random shit in my threads.

If he was a troll he was a really odd and ineffective one; I wasn't mad, just confused. I wasn't sure if he was spamming me or if he was severely autistic.

From what I saw in RP&FG, could have been either one. He drove me to abandoning the one non-RTD I actually bothered to commit to. :|

[Rose]

I just saw Toady casually joining in on a conversation.

[Karnewarrior]

I just saw Toady casually joining in on a conversation.

We must merge the power and the proletariat, and the great Cultural Revolution of Bay 12 will come.

But with less starvation and bad planning.

[Aklyon]

In the grim future, the Toad controls all.

It is the 2nd Millennium. For more than a decade The Toad has sat immobile on the Golden Office Chair of Washington State. He is the Master of Bay 12 by the will of the internet, and master of a million bytes by the might of his inexhaustible coding. He is a restless mathematician writhing invisibly with power from the Modern Age of Technology. He is the Amphibian Lord of the Twelfth Bay for whom a thousand suggestions are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly sleep.

Yet even in his sleepless state, the Toad continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty threads cross the bot-infested remnants of Various Nonsense, the only route between the distant boards, their way lit by the Forum Guidelines, the digital manifestation of the Toad's will. Vast usergroups give discussion in his name on uncounted sites. Greatest amongst his users are the Lower Forumites, the Bay Watchers, socially abnormal angry debators. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Upper Forumites and countless Escaped Lunatics, the ever vigilant ThreeToe and the mafia aficionados of the Forum Gamers to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to completely ignore the nonexistant threat from trolls, heretics, spammers - and worse.

To be a Bay Watcher in such times is to be one amongst untold hundreds. It is to post in the cruelest and most hilarious network imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of scripted events and 3D graphics, for so much has been discarded, never to be retried. Forget the promise of cell shading and multiplayer, for in the moderate dimness of the here and now there is only Dwarf Fortress. There is no peace amongst the Bay, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting Watchers."

I kept the quote around for something, I knew it.

[Euld]

I just saw Toady casually joining in on a conversation.

We must merge the power and the proletariat, and the great Cultural Revolution of Bay 12 will come.

But with less starvation and bad planning.

Where where I must seeeeeee

[Rose]

few pages back in this thread.

[kaijyuu]

Yeah I raised an eyebrow at that too. Toady, walking amongst us mere mortals? Le gasp!