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[kaijyuu]

Some of us aren't even interested in sex!

Well you're just boring then



In my case, I'd want to get to know them first. And it probably wouldn't be with women.

[Hanslanda]

Really? On Bay12? Who?

Me.

[Wrex]

Threesomes are fun. You only live once, so might as well whore it up.

Yes, a long life of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies are so fun. Fun, fun, fun.

Yeah, I'd make excuses if I passed up the chance for a threesome, too. 

Believe it or not, some of us actually don't like to take unnecessary high-value risks and have sex with strangers.

Really? On Bay12? Who?

Me? I'm not actually intrested in sex at all, strangely enough.

[MaximumZero]

In my case, I'd want to get to know them first. And it probably wouldn't be with women.

Sometimes, the opportunity presents itself where you don't need to get to know them, they don't need to get to know you, and the both (or more) of you just want a good roll in the hay.

Note: Do not use a pile of hay for naked time. It is very pokey.

[kaijyuu]

In my case, I'd want to get to know them first. And it probably wouldn't be with women.

Sometimes, the opportunity presents itself where you don't need to get to know them, they don't need to get to know you, and the both (or more) of you just want a good roll in the hay.

Meh. Probably not interested then.


I need at least a candlelit dinner and a good bit of teasing first. Maybe some cuddles watching TV shows.

[Hanslanda]

In my case, I'd want to get to know them first. And it probably wouldn't be with women.

Sometimes, the opportunity presents itself where you don't need to get to know them, they don't need to get to know you, and the both (or more) of you just want a good roll in the hay.

Note: Do not use a pile of hay for naked time. It is very pokey.

Other note: SAND BAD.

Carry on.

Me? I'm not actually intrested in sex at all, strangely enough.

See, I'm interested in sex and all that jazz, I'm just picky. And, so my lesbian friend has been telling me, a grandmaster of the secrets of female genitalia, but mostly picky.

[MaximumZero]

Other note: SAND BAD.

Carry on.

This man? He speaks only the truth.

[Hanslanda]

Other note: SAND BAD.

Carry on.

This man? He speaks only the truth.

Funny story time: One time, I slept with a chick on a dock, after we'd been swimming. (If you've seen the dorito bag dress picture, that girl.) Well, it turns out the resting on your knees on wooden planks with nails in them with only a thin towel for padding... Really fucking hurts. Like, enough to just quit having sex halfway through.

[MaximumZero]

You should've commandeered a boat.

[Hanslanda]

You should've commandeered a boat.

This man? He speaks only the truth.

[Kamin]

You should've commandeered a boat.

It's not the size of the boat... 

[MaximumZero]

You should've commandeered a boat.

It's not the size of the boat... 

It's the fact that it's in the water.

[kaijyuu]

Seasickness is so sexy.

[Hanslanda]

No, you don't even need a boat to be involved.
>.>
<.<
Not if you know the Secrets well enough.

Seasickness is so sexy.

Dr. Pepper. In my nose. On my brain. Thank you so much.

[Kamin]

Dr. Pepper. In my nose. On my brain. Thank you so much.

That's where you went wrong--you're drinking the wrong carbonated beverage. Dr. Pepper is for bourgeois Ph.D-having so-and-sos. Mr. Pibb... Now that is the drink of the everyman!