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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15090 on: August 31, 2012, 05:09:55 pm »
Dick move, you don't seal someone's maple syrup.
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« Reply #15091 on: August 31, 2012, 05:32:58 pm »
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Why is Minnie mouse tall?
Why does Daisy Duck have breasts?!
And why is Goofy a fucking hipster?!

Hey, it's not that bad. I didn't know what 'Barneys' was until I read that article, but apparently they're some stupid fashion company doing a promotion. At least they aren't making some horrible re-make of the original cartoons!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15092 on: August 31, 2012, 05:40:39 pm »
D:

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15093 on: August 31, 2012, 06:10:53 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15094 on: August 31, 2012, 06:34:34 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15095 on: August 31, 2012, 10:33:09 pm »
Quote from: Nadaka on August 31, 2012, 05:04:24 pm
WTF1: there exists such a thing as the Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve.

WTF2:  someone has stolen it.

http://yro.slashdot.org/story/12/08/31/1817242/police-probing-theft-of-millions-of-pounds-of-maple-syrup-from-strategic-reserve

This sounds like a job for...MaximumHERO! Wait...if I punch someone in Canada, won't it start a hockey game?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15096 on: August 31, 2012, 10:44:37 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on August 31, 2012, 10:33:09 pm
Quote from: Nadaka on August 31, 2012, 05:04:24 pm
WTF1: there exists such a thing as the Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve.

WTF2:  someone has stolen it.

http://yro.slashdot.org/story/12/08/31/1817242/police-probing-theft-of-millions-of-pounds-of-maple-syrup-from-strategic-reserve

This sounds like a job for...MaximumHERO! Wait...if I punch someone in Canada, won't it start a hockey game?
That or they ask you nicely to stop doing that or they'll pollute lake huron more with more Canadian geese feces.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15097 on: August 31, 2012, 11:05:52 pm »
Quote from: Tellemurius on August 31, 2012, 10:44:37 pm
That or they ask you nicely to stop doing that or they'll pollute lake huron more with more Canadian geese feces.
Canada: They export snow, syrup, geese, and various feces.

And curling, but nobody wants that. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15098 on: August 31, 2012, 11:47:29 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 31, 2012, 11:05:52 pm
Quote from: Tellemurius on August 31, 2012, 10:44:37 pm
That or they ask you nicely to stop doing that or they'll pollute lake huron more with more Canadian geese feces.
Canada: They export snow, syrup, geese, and various feces.

And curling, but nobody wants that. :P


Sweep sweep sweep!

Wait, this isn't the Curling Enthusiasts board. Oh shit, now everyone knows I like curling! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!! D:
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15099 on: August 31, 2012, 11:48:32 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 31, 2012, 11:47:29 pm
Oh shit, now everyone knows I like curling! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!! D:
If that's actually true, you get a respect++ from me, not hate or loathing :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15100 on: August 31, 2012, 11:52:46 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on August 31, 2012, 11:48:32 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 31, 2012, 11:47:29 pm
Oh shit, now everyone knows I like curling! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!! D:
If that's actually true, you get a respect++ from me, not hate or loathing :P


I've never got to curl before, and I've never watched a televised game (if such a thing exists o.O ) but I think it would be fun to play. It looks like a game of subtlety and delicacy, which is right up my alley.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15101 on: August 31, 2012, 11:56:52 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 31, 2012, 11:52:46 pm
Quote from: kaijyuu on August 31, 2012, 11:48:32 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 31, 2012, 11:47:29 pm
Oh shit, now everyone knows I like curling! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!! D:
If that's actually true, you get a respect++ from me, not hate or loathing :P


I've never got to curl before, and I've never watched a televised game (if such a thing exists o.O ) but I think it would be fun to play. It looks like a game of subtlety and delicacy, which is right up my alley.
The winter olympics. However they hardly ever show it, mostly because most people think it's bloody boring.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15102 on: August 31, 2012, 11:58:36 pm »
And yet they show fucking Dressage. 'Oh, they jumped over the thing! Oh, they jumped over the other thing!'
It's like fucking NASCAR. Wait, Dressage is European Nascar!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #15103 on: August 31, 2012, 11:59:50 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 31, 2012, 11:58:36 pm
And yet they show fucking Dressage. 'Oh, they jumped over the thing! Oh, they jumped over the other thing!'
It's like fucking NASCAR. Wait, Dressage is European Nascar!
At least NASCAR has flying shards of metal every once in a while.
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« Reply #15104 on: September 01, 2012, 12:02:51 am »
And spontaneous combustion. Can't forget that.


Why can't horses ever catch on fire?
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