So the last dream was slightly freaky.
I was in this house or something similar with some people, there's a knock on the door, nobody wants to answer it, then there's a second one, we open the door and there is noone there, so we go out in the street, it looks like a 1900's European city, then we're chased by police for some reason and cornered into this big yard, there the people that are with us, some English gentlemen decide to dance while they are being arrested.
Afterward the chief policeman says, "Throw them into the bay of pirates!" *DUN DUNN DUNNN*
The bay of pirates is actually some semi-open cellar under the police station it seems, filled with water, after we've fallen in we kinda freak out because the place is strangey and the water surface is actually glass or something that we've broken trough. Then we meet the imprisoned Mother Crhirstmas, a nice old lady, obviously american, who immedately frees herself with some freaky gymnastics. Then she tells us she actually controls the laws of physics, or something equally scary and that we need to get somewhere fast. We sneak out of the courtyard and realize that the station is actually on the open ocean, she whistles and a big killer whale parks itself in front of us, she tells us to get on top of it to escape. At that point I refuse because it's going to go underwater and I do not wish to drown, I even go so far to state that a bear would be a much better form of transport that wouldn't drown us.
I think that's the point where I woke up.
Also, my right elbow hurts like hell, and I have no idea why :c
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Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O (Read 14489603 times)