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[kaijyuu]

Granted we're not going to stop, so I guess we just sit here and play with ourselves or something. =/

Hand lotion works better for that than hand sanitizer, anyway.

[Shinotsa]

That... that just reminded me of the most horrific memory of high school. The year we got hand sanitizer dispensers the weird kid decided to play with himself using it. I don't know what the hell caused it to hurt him so bad, but to this day I cross my legs when thinking of that poor, weird bastard's screams.

[Kamin]

Tears make the best lubricant, although blood will do in a tight spot.

[Shinotsa]

Tears make the best lubricant, although blood will do in a tight spot.

Curiosity killed the cat, but I just have to ask if that was intentional.

[Kamin]

Tears make the best lubricant, although blood will do in a tight spot.

Curiosity killed the cat, but I just have to ask if that was intentional.

Sometimes we Mantids become inspired enough to make clever jokes. Sometimes.

[Vorthon]

My sister is reading. A novel. An actual, proper novel. And it isn't any of those twilight books. I'm just waiting for the universe to start tearing itself apart now.

[Aklyon]

My sister is reading. A novel. An actual, proper novel. And it isn't any of those twilight books. I'm just waiting for the universe to start tearing itself apart now.

Is it 50 shades of grey then, if not twilight?

[Vorthon]

No. Fortunately. It's some novel called 'Heartshaped Box' or something like that. It has something to do with ghosts.

[Aklyon]

Doesn't ring a bell, so its either not bad, or good but I never heard of it. Or quietly terrible.

[ChairmanPoo]

I read it a while ago. It starts off decent, albeit the ending is a bit lame.

[Vorthon]

Huh. My step-great-aunt suggested it, and she normally has a pretty decent taste in books.


Also: Why do I smell of coffee? I don't even drink the stuff.

[ChairmanPoo]

I am not saying this in a bad way. It starts off quite creepy. The ending is a bit cliche, thats the gist of it

[Shinotsa]

Well a cliche ending is perfect for someone who doesn't read a lot eh? It doesn't matter how many times it's been used before if it's the first thing you read.

[Greiger]

I have recently been replaying Twilight Princess (the GC version) on my Wii.  I don't have a memory card and am just leaving the wii on between sessions.  Your guess is as good as mine if I beat it thanks to that.  All it takes is an accidental button push or one loss of power...

But during a little light reading I have come across some incredibly perfect little details.... details about Majora's Mask and similarities to ...another... mask... and the identity of the Hero's Spectre...

WTF Nintendo I thought you weren't supposed to mindfuck children.

[Meansdarling]

What're you talking about?
I've played those games, so spill.