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[Ultimuh]

Somebody once posted a cemetry in the form of a dick.

Forgot to mention.. It should be SFW, since mthe only interner I currently have is at work.
But aside from that, I could need details of how I can find such strange sights on Google earth.

[Yoink]

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Oh my god I have always wanted a pet pig. Now apparently they can be a practical pet, too? I want one even more!

[Kamin]

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Oh my god I have always wanted a pet pig. Now apparently they can be a practical pet, too? I want one even more!

BAHAHAHA! The dude has a beer and everything--how dorfy is THAT?!

[Skyrunner]

My finger started hurting, and suddenly there's a big bruise rising before my eyes, all puffy and stuff. Bruise-y.

What? I... I don't even remember hitting anything hard or stuff.

[Mini]

Someone momentarily took control of your body and made you bash your finger against your head. But then they felt the pain, so they stopped.

[scriver]

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Oh my god I have always wanted a pet pig. Now apparently they can be a practical pet, too? I want one even more!

BAHAHAHA! The dude has a beer and everything--how dorfy is THAT?!

Yes, animal abuse. Really funny.

[Kamin]

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Oh my god I have always wanted a pet pig. Now apparently they can be a practical pet, too? I want one even more!

BAHAHAHA! The dude has a beer and everything--how dorfy is THAT?!

Yes, animal abuse. Really funny.

Not just "funny." Hilarious.

[Loud Whispers]

I can remember the australian flying car, where the shadow had somehow ended up moving north a few metres, giving it the impression of flying.

Don't forget the god hammer

[Yoink]

How is it abuse? I mean, unless you term people riding horses etc as abuse...
Personally if I were a pig I would rather be used as a mode of transport than a porkchop. I'm pretty sure riding a pig between pubs is far kinder than slaughtering and eating them, hehe. The latter certainly sounds more like abuse to me.

[Loud Whispers]

I'm pretty sure riding a pig between pubs is far kinder than slaughtering and eating them, hehe. The latter certainly sounds more like abuse to me.

Dignity or death, your move.

[cerapa]

I....erm...

This dude is a goddamn judge. Why the dear fuck is someone so stupid a judge?!

[Kamin]

I'm pretty sure riding a pig between pubs is far kinder than slaughtering and eating them, hehe. The latter certainly sounds more like abuse to me.

Dignity or death, your move.

True. Horses are pretty abused, too. If I were a horse, I'd prefer to be glue and dog food.

[10ebbor10]

I....erm...

This dude is a goddamn judge. Why the dear fuck is someone so stupid a judge?!

To be fair, America's situation isn't that good, and in fact, a collapse of the American economical system isn't unthinkable on it's current course, even with the extra legitisation Obama added. However, if there were to be a revolution, It'd probably be caused by the republicans rather than the democrats.

[Flying Dice]

I....erm...

This dude is a goddamn judge. Why the dear fuck is someone so stupid a judge?!

Tom Head, a graduate of Highland Park High School, has been a county judge since 1999.

"Texas: Who Need Law Degrees?"

[scriver]

How is it abuse? I mean, unless you term people riding horses etc as abuse...
Personally if I were a pig I would rather be used as a mode of transport than a porkchop. I'm pretty sure riding a pig between pubs is far kinder than slaughtering and eating them, hehe. The latter certainly sounds more like abuse to me.

There's a pretty big difference between riding horses and pigs. Pigs aren't even strong enough to carry around grown ass humans, and they certainly haven't been accustomed to having people on them. Because you know that is a thing you have to do with horses too, right? You can't just climb on the back of whatever random horse and expect it to carry you around, it will freak the fuck out.

But hey, maybe you would find it extremely funny if a fat drunk forced you to carry him around, hurting both your legs, your back, and scaring the shit out of you. Oh, and since he could kill you and eat you instead, it's completely allright to hurt you in lesser ways, right?