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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14988757 times)

Heron TSG

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14145 on: August 17, 2012, 10:21:24 pm »

I'm going from covering 4 stores to 14. Suddenly, hopefully lots of money!
And lo, the Hero attained a new Maximum. Congratulations were to be had in innumerable quantity from the god of the seals.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14146 on: August 17, 2012, 10:26:16 pm »

I'm going from covering 4 stores to 14. Suddenly, hopefully lots of money!
And lo, the Hero attained a new Maximum. Congratulations were to be had in innumerable quantity from the god of the seals.
That is right, you are the seal god! I had forgotten what TSG had meant, as you lack your seal avatar. Good to—see you again?
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MaximumZero

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14147 on: August 17, 2012, 10:27:11 pm »

I'm going from covering 4 stores to 14. Suddenly, hopefully lots of money!
And lo, the Hero attained a new Maximum. Congratulations were to be had in innumerable quantity from the god of the seals.
Well, it was initially going to be 18, but then we dropped Walmart.

Yeah, I totally wept about that. :P
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Heron TSG

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14148 on: August 17, 2012, 10:34:00 pm »

I'm going from covering 4 stores to 14. Suddenly, hopefully lots of money!
And lo, the Hero attained a new Maximum. Congratulations were to be had in innumerable quantity from the god of the seals.
That is right, you are the seal god! I had forgotten what TSG had meant, as you lack your seal avatar. Good to—see you again?
Thanks, O Nordic wolf. I too, had nearly forgotten my title. It has been reclaimed in the form of personal text.
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Tellemurius

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14149 on: August 17, 2012, 10:35:23 pm »

I'm going from covering 4 stores to 14. Suddenly, hopefully lots of money!
And lo, the Hero attained a new Maximum. Congratulations were to be had in innumerable quantity from the god of the seals.
Well, it was initially going to be 18, but then we dropped Walmart.

Yeah, I totally wept about that. :P
Dude Malwort is the worst customer for any company.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14150 on: August 17, 2012, 10:35:38 pm »

Barbarossa, Penguin of the Tiny Scythe, God of Seals.
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MaximumZero

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14151 on: August 17, 2012, 10:37:21 pm »

I'm going from covering 4 stores to 14. Suddenly, hopefully lots of money!
And lo, the Hero attained a new Maximum. Congratulations were to be had in innumerable quantity from the god of the seals.
Well, it was initially going to be 18, but then we dropped Walmart.

Yeah, I totally wept about that. :P
Dude Malwort is the worst customer for any company.

We dropped them because A) they suck at selling computers, B) the employees/managers don't really care that they suck at selling computers, and C) they suck at selling computers.

Whenever I went into that place, I spent an hour telling people that no, I don't know where you can find the laht bubs and warsher floo-ed (even though I actually did know.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14152 on: August 17, 2012, 11:11:04 pm »

Surprisingly, though, Walmart's not so bad to work for. You get to work and enable relax mode when the boss isn't watching, because 1) No one cares and 2) The next shift can take care of what you can't. Overall, Walmart's been pretty good to me.

That is, of course, in comparison to other jobs I've had.

* Shudders.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14153 on: August 18, 2012, 12:41:26 am »

I almost worked in a Walmart electronics department. Then I came to my senses and realized everyone over there bar a single worker was an idiot and took a position in the Meat Dept. Meat dept wasn't too bad actually. Start of shift: Work ass off for about 2 hours; remainder of 9 hour shift: jack around and do busy work so you don't get a reprimand / asked to do work in some other area of the store*

* This pissed me off more than anything else while working there. If the powers that be needed just about anything done they'd come and bug me about it >:(
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14154 on: August 18, 2012, 12:45:57 am »

Speaking of the NAR derailment a bit earlier: what the hell is with all the stories that ended with "I ended up dating him! :D :D :D" or "Everyone applauded! :O"

Heron TSG

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« Reply #14155 on: August 18, 2012, 12:51:33 am »

Because it's a lot better than ending with "Nobody cared, and then I went home and ate dinner before falling asleep and going back to work in the morning."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14156 on: August 18, 2012, 12:52:45 am »

Because it's a lot better than ending with "Nobody cared, and then I went home and ate dinner before falling asleep and going back to work in the morning."


Reality: If this was a book, you would be so very disappointed at the ending.
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« Reply #14157 on: August 18, 2012, 01:31:03 am »

As has been implied, that ending generally implies a fantasy scenario. Obviously its absence doesn't preclude it or anything, but yeah.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14158 on: August 18, 2012, 02:04:33 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14159 on: August 18, 2012, 02:38:55 am »

It's nice that there's finally a patch out, but it doesn't really cover half the issues I've been having.
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