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[10ebbor10]

You can probably look up the summarized version. Monty python did a good one in 15 seconds.

Also, that kinda implies you used the second one, when?

[MaximumZero]

I was really drunk in a strip club. I never said it made sense.

[kisame12794]

Mon canard est un feu!

[Frumple]

Je ne parle pas anglais. Vrai? Mais non. Or something. I can still count to ten, damnit, and find telecharger on a webpage, and that's 98% of what I've used french for since my two years of dual enrollment in high school. It is sufficient.

[612DwarfAvenue]

I can still count to ten, damnit, and find telecharger on a webpage

Well that's something i didn't know. "Damnit" and "find telecharger on a webpage" are both numbers in the french language. WHO KNEW.

[MaximumZero]

The French. Obviously.

[MaximumZero]

I have little fragments of French re-entering my mind, but not enough to make a sentence longer than 'hello, my name is greatorder, you killed my father, prepare to die.'

There, fixed that for ya.

[MaximumZero]

"ccchhhAllo! Mi nayme eez greatorder. Joo keel mah fader. Prepahr to die."

[Dutchling]

Je suis Dutchling et je ne parle pas Francais.
Mon Francais c'est merde!

[MaximumZero]

"Me llamo Max. Mas ron, por favor."

[Loud Whispers]

"Wo de mingzi shi Maximum Zero, ni shale wo de ba ba."

[Blargityblarg]

Wo shi san wei de guo de lu shi.

[MaximumZero]

Aaargh! Google translate does not translate! >.<

[i2amroy]

Aaargh! Google translate does not translate! >.<

The forever bane of those reading romanized versions of character based languages.

What language is that anyways? I was following them all up until that point.

[Darvi]

Je hais la language française, mais je suis forcé de l'apprendre quand même. Le seul mot que j'utilise régulièrement est <<merde>>.

Yes, even the quotes are weird in French.