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[Urist Imiknorris]

:/ Humans. Can't live with 'em, can't live without them.

This is a contestable assertion.

Were your parents human?

Hrmph. I suppose I have Christianity to thank for my obscurity. You probably would not have asked such a silly question if I were your precious Jesus.

Jesus was a hack.

[Hanslanda]

:/ Humans. Can't live with 'em, can't live without them.

This is a contestable assertion.

Were your parents human?

Hrmph. I suppose I have Christianity to thank for my obscurity. You probably would not have asked such a silly question if I were your precious Jesus.

Jesus was a hack.

Romans: Fancy parlor tricks are no match for the might of this empire. We are now the ultimate power in the universe.
Jesus: *Force chokes* I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[Fenrir]

:/ Humans. Can't live with 'em, can't live without them.

This is a contestable assertion.

Were your parents human?

Hrmph. I suppose I have Christianity to thank for my obscurity. You probably would not have asked such a silly question if I were your precious Jesus.

Jesus was a hack.

Definitely. God did a quick patch to stop the Sin.666 worm that started wreaking havoc shortly after the initial release. It does not seem to have worked very well.

[Hanslanda]

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:/ Humans. Can't live with 'em, can't live without them.

This is a contestable assertion.

Were your parents human?

Hrmph. I suppose I have Christianity to thank for my obscurity. You probably would not have asked such a silly question if I were your precious Jesus.

Jesus was a hack.

Definitely. God did a quick patch to stop the Sin.666 worm that started wreaking havoc shortly after the initial release. It does not seem to have worked very well.

This. IS. A DERAIL! [/spartanvoice]

[kisame12794]

Derail? This is pretty normal from what I've seen on Bay 12.

[Aklyon]

We are in the  Bay of 12, in the thread of WTF. Derail that ain't, thats a topic swerve. We'll end up on a different set of curvy semi-rails within a few days.

[Truean]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-19179499

Somewhat inspirational honestly. That's .... That really is something.

[Hanslanda]

We are in the  Bay of 12, in the thread of WTF. Derail that ain't, thats a topic swerve. We'll end up on a different set of curvy semi-rails within a few days.

Topic Swerve *Writes 'Topic Swerve' in notebook* I'll remember that.

[Fenrir]

“Things that made you X today” threads occasionally experience distortions in topic, but these usually abate on their own due to the timeless nature and openness of these threads. Talking about such a distortion only creates a meta-distortion and prolongs the effect.

[Reelya]

Derails are baffling by their nature, hence they're on topic here.

[Flying Dice]

Derails are baffling by their nature, hence they're on topic here.

That, and pretty much every topic that leads to a derail ends up in WTF-worthy territory anyhow.

[Hanslanda]

Derails are baffling by their nature, hence they're on topic here.

That, and pretty much every topic that leads to a derail ends up in WTF-worthy territory anyhow.

So... Derails are on topic here. So then they're not derails. As Aklyon said, they're just topic swerves. There are no derails in this topic. o.O
I dare you to derail the underailable. Also, I just invented the word 'underailable'.

[MaximumZero]

[rerail] I've been trying to go to sleep for the past few hours to no avail. It's 5:30am, and I can't sleep!

[10ebbor10]

[rerail] I've been trying to go to sleep for the past few hours to no avail. It's 5:30am, and I can't sleep!

Literature helps. I suggest: A la recherche du temps Perdus, written by Marcel Proust.
Extra usefull if you don't actually know french.

[MaximumZero]

[rerail] I've been trying to go to sleep for the past few hours to no avail. It's 5:30am, and I can't sleep!

Literature helps. I suggest: A la recherche du temps Perdus, written by Marcel Proust.
Extra usefull if you don't actually know french.

I, as a matter of fact, only know three sentences in French. "Another drink, please." "My duck is on fire!" and "How did I wind up in jail?"

I have never used the third one.