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[kisame12794]

Oh god. SCP-217 has breached containment.

[Vorthon]

*Whistles innocently*

I most certainly had nothing to do with that. And even if I did, which I didn't, it certainly wasn't out of some misguided desire to see a world filled with clockwork critters.

[Loud Whispers]

Jump into a volcanoe, only the cleansing energies of magma will save you now.

[Knight of Fools]

Until SCP-3284-J gets you.

Either way you're screwed, man!

[Loud Whispers]

Until SCP-3284-J gets you.

Either way you're screwed, man!

Sub-land shark?

[Lagslayer]

Until SCP-3284-J gets you.

Either way you're screwed, man!

Sub-land shark?

Lava Shark!

[Flying Dice]

Magmagram! Magmagram!

[Siquo]

My WTF for today:  Sitting outside nowhere near any clocks I hear a clock-tick sound... and it seems to be coming from the vicinity of my chest. It is intermittent, and very weird to hear when I'm outside smoking a ciggie >.<

I had this happen, so loud that even my gf could hear it when standing next to me. Heart fibrillation, doctor said not to worry unless it doesn't go away in a few days, which it did. Never happened again, but it sure feels and sounds scary.

[Jopax]

So my morning dream was quite WTF'y.

At one point I remember being a sentient liquid that was moving over some floors, it was quite unpleasant. Also cults everywhere, with giant manors that have even bigger gardens that somehow look like intricate carvings of dead civilizations, also changing the sky somehow :S

There was more stuff I'm sure but it's mostly gone by now :c

[ChairmanPoo]

My WTF for today:  Sitting outside nowhere near any clocks I hear a clock-tick sound... and it seems to be coming from the vicinity of my chest. It is intermittent, and very weird to hear when I'm outside smoking a ciggie >.<

Watch out for giant crocodriles....

[MetalSlimeHunt]

My WTF for today:  Sitting outside nowhere near any clocks I hear a clock-tick sound... and it seems to be coming from the vicinity of my chest. It is intermittent, and very weird to hear when I'm outside smoking a ciggie >.<

Watch out for giant crocodiles....

Is that your opinion as a doctor?

[FearfulJesuit]

Conservapedia proven right, again: there was a decline in Olympic medals won by nations that have adopted same-sex marriage.

That would explain why I had trouble getting up that hill today, then; it wasn't that my bike gears were making funny noises and derping, it was that I'm now an exchange student in librul, gay-loving Scandinavia, and the gayness is sapping my muscle strength.

[Karnewarrior]

Conservapedia proven right, again: there was a decline in Olympic medals won by nations that have adopted same-sex marriage.

That would explain why I had trouble getting up that hill today, then; it wasn't that my bike gears were making funny noises and derping, it was that I'm now an exchange student in librul, gay-loving Scandinavia, and the gayness is sapping my muscle strength.

Damn Gay Nazi Communist Viking Liberals. Taking the strength of good upstanding American boys to fuel their satanic rituals to their "Elder Gods" and their black Messiah, the Dread Mistress Lauren Faust.

[Dutchling]

Why do people on these forums keep confusing each other by using the (almost) same avatars?

Spoiler: Proof (click to show/hide)

If the second one is a pony, refresh page.

[Svarte Troner]

I can't tell all the pony avatars apart either