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[Bdthemag]

I was sober when I posted liquidising bullets.
Now I am currently well over drink limit but require breathlyser to prove how over the limit. 14 BS units 2.5 are honey dew beer rest are homebrew.

Frankie Boyle is fantastic comic when drunk and korean singers ((I blame you lot) look very hot. J 토끼 가수는 뜨겁다! 나는 그녀와 사랑을 만들 수 있습니다.

Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.

Welcome to Reality.

...
*Starts slow clapping*

At first I was more confused, but then I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

[Lord Inquisitor]

The Spaz clap,
Thank you, Thank you!
Felony approved.
I'm hear all week.
(still better than All american stand ups)

-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_GcXTn5j4
WTF Google Earth, KFC Guy

[Hanslanda]

The Spaz clap,
Thank you, Thank you!
Felony approved.
I'm hear all week.
(still better than All american stand ups)

-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_GcXTn5j4
WTF Google Earth, KFC Guy

I am sensing that I want to get drunk with Lord Inquisitor some time and make drunk posts as well. It seems like so much fun.

[Vorthon]

The Spaz clap,
Thank you, Thank you!
Felony approved.
I'm hear all week.
(still better than All american stand ups)

-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_GcXTn5j4
WTF Google Earth, KFC Guy

What about Canadian stand ups?

[Lord Inquisitor]

Having checked wiki for a list of such comedians I approve of Dan Aykroyd and his skull vodkas. Have a bottle in my hand now. Also I believe tradition dictates Eh! to end in Canadian language.

[Vorthon]

Dan Aykroyd is Canadian? Huh, you do learn something new every day.

[Lectorog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_GcXTn5j4
WTF Google Earth, KFC Guy

In Halo 3, on the downloadable Sandbox map, several of the construction pieces have textures that, at one location, strongly resemble the Colonel Sanders of the logo. My friends thought I was crazy, but now they see it too.

[Hanslanda]

Dan Aykroyd is Canadian? Huh, you do learn something new every day.

There is a huge amount of awesome actors and suchlike that are secretly Canadian. Canada is planning an invasion, and they have thoroughly infiltrated our nation. The only reason we aren't drinking maple syrup and saluting mounties on the street corners is that they find nothing worthwhile in owning three hundred million bitchy, fat, entitled people.

[Vorthon]

See, this is why I love being Canadian: We've produced a lot of funny and talented people. Also: Drinking maple syrup is not advisable. The stuff's too thick, unless it's really watery, in which case you haven't boiled it long enough and you're basically just drinking fresh sap.

Also, what may be the strangest character class ever devised for any edition of D&D:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Sure, it's supposedly based on historical stuff, but still. An entire class dedicated to strangling people?

[Hanslanda]

Thuggee used to infiltrate caravans one by one until like half the caravan was murderous theives, then they'd spring their attack at night when everyone was sleeping and the Thuggee had all been assigned as sentries. By choking people. I mean, they had knives and shit, but mostly they choked you to death. It wasn't actually religious, from what I can discern, but they certainly were 'religious' about it.
But, yeah, the class is a bit much. What if all you fight are non-breathing monsters? Can you choke a baby dragon? Where are the neck measurements for most creatures? Can you choke a giant? So many questions.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Who else do you expect to worship Asphyxia, Goddess of Strangling?

What if all you fight are non-breathing monsters? Can you choke a baby dragon? Where are the neck measurements for most creatures? Can you choke a giant? So many questions.

Obviously even the attempt to strangle an opponent will please Asphyxia, who will drain their lifeforce as if they could be strangled because of the symbolic power of the act.

[TheBronzePickle]

If strangling must be done by hand, why is one of the levels 'garroteer'? Do tools like garrote wire just count as 'extensions of the hand' or something?

[Kedly]

Funnily enough thats actually my favorite way of killing enemies in dwarf fortress xD

[Vorthon]

More crazy-ass D&D stuff, this time homebrew.

[Flying Dice]

If nothing else, I'd be rather interested to see Asphyxia's fertility rites.

Okay, maybe 'interested' isn't the right word.